John Pork

John Pork is one of the most violent criminals to ever exist. his danger to society has lead him to be imprisoned for the remainder of his life, he has been in pen for 100+ years - his immense strength, girth and tonnage has meant that he supposedly will live forever. Him and his accomplice "Holly Vickers" can be found in the popular video game devour (Holly on farm house and John on the town).

"bro, i had a nightmare last night, about John Pork"

"I've heard he's in jail for the brutal murder of several orphans and is now trying to summon Azazael"

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

pork nap

A nap, which is justified by previous consumption of large quantities of pork (of delicious quantity).

After all that bbq, I'm going to take a nap when I get home, specifically, a pork nap!

by pocket of the ham type November 7, 2010

Pjork Svord

Swedish adaptation of "Pork Sword"
Other meanings may be: "Penis", "Jolly Todger", "Chode"

"Hei, I heav ben vatching ABBA concert, i vike hiss Pjork Svord in ma motth"

by Cheesey Wraps February 27, 2007

Pork Purse

A woman's vagina.

He slipped his throbbing spam hammer into her pork purse.

by Just-in Jizzed-out December 4, 2010

Pork poker

An erect penis

Jane spat on Dave's pork poker before he entered her up her council gritter.

by Ray Giorgione April 7, 2019

phorant

coleynt and heliophoria when they get married

in this video, we ranked the top 10 phorant moments

by plutothebeloved July 10, 2021

phonker

Absolute swagger. Usually has good music taste and a dick size of a horse.

average phonker: hello
Jennifer: omg hi let's have sex

by phonker420 March 14, 2023