Pearland

A city in Texas near Houston.

It use to have a bunch of pear trees, which were totally eradicated by the unfortunate mishap of the great Galveston Hurricane of whatever that date was.

But don't take my word for it.

Often called Land of the Pears.

Contrary to popular beliefe, Pearland is not gangkster.

PEARLAND has great shopping.

I live in PEARLAND.

There was only one entry for the definition of PEARLAND in urbandictionary.com, so I added one.

by Genine June 21, 2008

Pearl Dive

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

She loves to Pearl Dive on juicy, tuna-flavored snooch for hours!

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Pussy Pearl

a name for clitoris.

Oh, lick that Pussy Pearl !

by Shit_4_Brains September 25, 2007

pearl shucking

Opening and pulling back the pussy lips to expose the clit for direct tongue stimulation.

I licked her pussy till she was good and wet, then went in to pearl shucking her clit for some more intense attention. This immediately made her cry out, "oh fuck, oh, tongue fuck my fuckin' cunt! I'm your little fuckin' whore!"

by J.D.G. brj May 30, 2009

Mr.Pearson

The most humble person on earth, also does not like perverse lasers. Likes to push children to suicide.

Harry: We had Mr.Pearson today as a sub.
Alex : Which kid is dead?
Harry: All the arrogant ones, that had laser pens.

by Mr. Pearson May 27, 2010

gone pear-shaped

British slang for events taking an unexpected turn for the worse.

(See also "Pete Tong")

"I was hoping this would be a great party but it's all gone pear-shaped now the police have turned up..."

by Amy June 28, 2004

pearled

to roll a joint or a blunt with great perfection.

man look at this blunt, i pearled this!

by yaaaa August 4, 2007