penguins are EVILL BUT THEY WALK REALLY COOL! YOU SEE THEY MORE LIKE WABBLE...DAMN! THEY HAVE ALL THE FUN!
AHHH ITS FREGGIN ATTACKING ME BUT ITS TAKING TOO LONG WABBLING HERE....hmmm LETS GO EAT SOME EFFIN CHEEZ!
by Carpe Noctem February 23, 2005
Get the penguinsmug. by Kinket July 7, 2005
Get the Penguinmug. adj. penguin-like; used especially to describe a tuxedo-wearing man in a group of other formally-attired men.
by eccecattus December 10, 2006
Get the penguinemug. For my 17th birthday dad let me be penguined on moms lap.
He really got penguined behind the wal mart.
He really got penguined behind the wal mart.
by Reid Street Gang May 5, 2009
Get the Penguinedmug. Every year, thousands of chickens are mistreated, and forced to dress up in tuxedos. Why? Because people refuse to accept that penguins don't exist, and corporate America is taking advantage of this by creating funds to help protect penguins! How can we protect whats not real!? The media is only furthering this lie with movies like "Happy Feet". America's children are being tricked into thinking that penguins are real! The truth must be heard!
Sure, some of you may say "Hey penguins exist, I've seent them at the Zoo" WRONG!!! That was a chicken forced to dress in tuxedos. It is a common misconception for people to confuse penguins with chickens in tuxedos. Tuxedo chickens are being shipped to the Arctic every year to further this lie. And as my colleague Dr. Hu pointed out, in these frozen tundras the chickens freeze to death, and even worse the tuxedos that they are wearing are dry clean only, forcing the chickens to constantly buy new tuxedos.
Please, stop the ignorance! Expand the truth, tell your neighbors, friends, family, and co-workers the truth about penguins! Maybe someday the lie well be swept from this planet, and the poor tuxedo chickens can go back to their recently expanded cages (thanks to prop 2).
Many still argue that penguins do exist, so let me ask those "believers".
"How do you prove the existence of an airplane?"
You will undoubtedly answer "I have been within an airplane, therefore proving that they exist. How can one be present in something that does not exist."
I therefore respond "Have you ever been in a penguin?"
Dr.Long gave further evidence to their nonexistence by simply stating "Penguins are not in the Bible, therefore they do not exist".
Furthermore "Penguins" are not only chickens forced into tuxedos, but they are starved chickens, otherwise why would they be so slim?
Sure, some of you may say "Hey penguins exist, I've seent them at the Zoo" WRONG!!! That was a chicken forced to dress in tuxedos. It is a common misconception for people to confuse penguins with chickens in tuxedos. Tuxedo chickens are being shipped to the Arctic every year to further this lie. And as my colleague Dr. Hu pointed out, in these frozen tundras the chickens freeze to death, and even worse the tuxedos that they are wearing are dry clean only, forcing the chickens to constantly buy new tuxedos.
Please, stop the ignorance! Expand the truth, tell your neighbors, friends, family, and co-workers the truth about penguins! Maybe someday the lie well be swept from this planet, and the poor tuxedo chickens can go back to their recently expanded cages (thanks to prop 2).
Many still argue that penguins do exist, so let me ask those "believers".
"How do you prove the existence of an airplane?"
You will undoubtedly answer "I have been within an airplane, therefore proving that they exist. How can one be present in something that does not exist."
I therefore respond "Have you ever been in a penguin?"
Dr.Long gave further evidence to their nonexistence by simply stating "Penguins are not in the Bible, therefore they do not exist".
Furthermore "Penguins" are not only chickens forced into tuxedos, but they are starved chickens, otherwise why would they be so slim?
by antipenguinconspiracy March 31, 2009
Get the Penguinmug. When a girl gives a guy a blow job then pretends to swallow only to come up for a kiss and dump his load into his mouth. Much like a penguin feeds their young.
This girl totally Penguined me last night! "WHAT?!? She did The Penguin to you too?"
"I was sick of swallowing so I did The Penguin to him instead. Can you say in your face any louder?!?!"
"I was sick of swallowing so I did The Penguin to him instead. Can you say in your face any louder?!?!"
by CrackHead12 June 21, 2011
Get the The Penguinmug. 
Get the penguinationmug.