tots and pears

The worthless disingenuous wishes of small dicked gun-loving republicans after the regular mass shootings that occur in the U.S. Never accompanied by any legislative action. Also known as "thoughts and prayers"

To all the victims of this week's children massacare, my tots and pears go out to you.

by Faulkner88 June 6, 2018

pease pudding

The proper way to spell it (not peese pudding) A typical chick pea dish from Newcastle-upon-Tyne. Usually eaten with ham inside a stottie

"Howay man, pass us the pease puddin'!"

by peesemould March 29, 2005

pears

so much better than apples.

i went to the store and i bought some apples. when i got home, i wondered why i didn't buy pears instead.

by edgar sanchez March 24, 2004

persexiful

one that is full of sex appeal

Your looking very persexiful today!!

by Alysia, Katie and Montana April 14, 2003

Persexual

Being attracted to personalities disregarding the person's genitals.

"I like him/her for his/her personality."
"You are so persexual."

by GreyFace August 21, 2011

peared

when something goes wrong you say it went pear shaped.

I lost my keys..... thats peared.

by Jimmny November 3, 2007

Pearled Blunt

it's bc it's "perrrrfectly rolled" so like perrrrral lmao

Jason: "That is a pearled blunt, I find it satisfactory"

Allison: "Yes. Let's smoke it and absorb the THC"

by DoobieDoug January 1, 2018