Porch Panda

Someone who is half Asian, half black.

From porch monkey and panda

"That lazy porch panda, Li Hong Shabazz, just hangs around the projects playing his damn violin!"

by Swamp Ninja August 22, 2004

Sand Panda

An over weight middle eastern homosexual male

"You see that sand panda in the corner? He is so checking you out."

by Kayke July 8, 2010

Panda

a retarded fucking song by some bitch that sounds like future, but really isnt
and people only like it for the beat because the beat is fire af, but the lyrics need google translate and jesus.

*Loud ass bitch in the background that sounds like he killing every fucking body*

Bitch that sounds like future: "Panda panda panda panda. I got broads in atlanta, fjjhhetiydbfimhgct...."

by Fxxk it May 11, 2016

Payday Poor

A person who has a fat monthly paycheck but spends it all in the first 2 weeks and lives poor until the next payday.

- "I'm poor"
- "No you're not! You're like, rich...you get paid a lot!"
- "Yeah, but now I'm poor, because I spent it all. I'll be rich again by end of month"
- "Ah, so you're Payday Poor"

by poorpotato December 23, 2018

panda pounder

A white man who explicitly dates/fucks asian chicks.

"Hey bro, do you know Nick?"
"Black-Nick?"
"Nah, regular Nick."
"Oh yeah, that bitch always got a chink on his dick. Fucking panda pounder needs to get his head of the rice bowl."

by Jiggaboo Jumbalaya June 18, 2015

panda squad

The squad of absolute on fleek queens 👌🏼😂

Pipers squad is such a panda squad! Dang I wish I had a panda squad

by QueenLegit August 21, 2016

Panda Hero

Someone who can be called upon at anytime to do what needs to be done. Comes with a price, usually something personal.

Hatsune Miku is the Panda Hero, she saved our asses last night during the Baseball game.

by FAZEMLGCODPLAYER July 19, 2018