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pattern recognition

How right wing extremists justify their hate towards minorities while claiming to use critical thinking
A (Nazi:) Who is a fraction of population but commits most of the crimes?
B: Men?
A: NOO IT'S BLACK PPL!
B: Bro that's jus racist
A: It's not racism, it's pattern recognition
B: Sure bro
by Sergio Mattarella June 2, 2024
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male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
by fishgaming July 30, 2024
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Patternous

When the numbers for time and score in Rocket League follow a pattern
Paul: The score is 2-2 with 3:03 left.

Ron: That’s Patternous
by DaVinster81 February 1, 2023
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Pattern blindness

An effect caused by staring at something for so long that the person's vision becomes warped or distorted
"I stared at a wall for so long I got pattern blindness." (not a real quote)
by You'renotauthorizedtobehere April 30, 2025
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Case Hardened Pattern 387

ohne: time to open a case (he never got Case Hardened Pattern 387)
by thegingerslaveowner May 14, 2025
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