patches

a type of rodent that is often not potty trained. these animals tend to have an increased interest in feet.

put socks on before patches shows up again…

by Sc0opy January 31, 2022

Patches

Another word for Bitch , used to subliminal messages,

Calm down patches.

by MexxiLuna May 8, 2022

Patchenskia S

Ugly stupid so ugly like she look like a roach damn she so ugly omg she ugly like dang u so ugly like i never knew God makes em like tht she could smd not like tht but i still love uuu thio thts ugly gng

Patchenskia S is gay

by dtbchriss August 4, 2022

Patched

Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.

If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.

Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”

by sierranorthwest September 29, 2022

Patchel

To completely consume or use quickly, anything someone gives you.

I let Marty take a pull from my bottle and he patcheled it.

by Got out alive May 12, 2023

Patchessed

The feeling of sadness when you have time to play your favorite video game, but discover there is a huge patch that needs downloading before you can play.

I was so patchessed when I found out BG3 had a huge patch and I couldn't play yesterday.

by Revyloution November 2, 2023

patched24

A widely known guy who got caught being a predator also lying about his age, saying he's 17 for the past 5 years and banning anyone that confronts him about it.

Omg isn't that patched24 the predator?
Yes I think it is

by Yeet: Your Ear Eats Trucks February 23, 2025