to parrot

To put your cock on someone's shoulder as if it were a parrot.

John: I tried to parrot Judy last night!
Bill: Cool story, bro!

Carter: I totally parroted Judy last night!
Eric: Cool story, bro!

Daniel: I can't wait to parrot Judy tonight!
Mike: You motherfucker!

by theParrottron August 14, 2012

Train Parrot

Someone who leans heavily on a seated passengers shoulder whilst standing on a train.

'Hey man, are you a Train Parrot?'
'No'
'Then get the hell off my shoulder!'

by Stust January 13, 2009

boob parrot

When your lass lays her breast on your shoulder "boob parrot!"

Boobparrot me will ya, it's been a tough day. Oh yeah....boob parrot is the best...

by thechrid January 4, 2016

Pirate's Parrot

surprising someone that is seated by going behind them and dropping your penis on their shoulder

last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head

by moneyshott69 July 10, 2010

Let The Parrot Fly

A violent shit

I ate a chili dog last night and I woke up this morning and immediately had to let the parrot fly.

by Calling Buicks June 2, 2017

Dead Parrot Defense

When a lie or excuses is so blatantly ridiculous and unbelievable, the defendant has no choice but to stick to his/her absurd defense, disregarding all possible logic/laws of physics/obvious contradictions. Taken from the Monty Python dead parrot sketch in which a shop owner insists a clearly dead parrot is alive.

Tim got caught cheating on his girlfriend, but stuck to a dead parrot defense of she was an out of work actress and he was helping her with simulated sex scenes

by ArfNarfBarf August 5, 2010

political-polly-parrot

Often pronounced with a parrot squawk at the end (rahahk)

Also known as a triple-P

A political-polly-parrot is a person who:
1. Espouses the same right-wing talking points on any media available.
2. Gets all of his or her opinions from right wing media–mostly television and radio.

Both types of triple-P’s repeat the same whole phrases.
For example, on health care every triple-P was crying:

“Don’t cram this bill down our throats.”

“We have to start over.”

“Reconciliation is a sleazy trick.”

“...Death panels...”

“...a plot to kill grandma ...”

“...27-hundred page bill...”

Sue: The political-polly-parrots-rahahk have done every dirty trick in the book to tarantino health care; now they are whining about ordinary House and Senate rules.

Bill: Yeah, all they did on health care when they had total control of everything is to pass an unfunded medicare drug benefit with a donut hole big enough to swallow up both grandma and grandpa!

by thistlebottom December 23, 2010