Pachina

a plastic form of a vagina manufactured in China

Put your nasty pachina away!

by frzl March 2, 2009

pachach

vagina, Snatch, Hatchet wound, or Clam

"Right in the pachach"

by Cailey Wofard March 26, 2008

pachec

Needing to take a big shit. Can also be used in the place of grunting noises while taking a massive shit. Also used to Mimick the act of taking a big shit.

Guys I'll be back I need to go take a Pachec.

PPPPAAAACCCCCHHHHEEECCC!!(grunting)

by Jemstotle December 17, 2015

Parchesie Block

When you are driving on a 2 lane road/highway and the two cars in front of you are pacing each other and you are unable to pass them.

A similiar situation to when you are playing the game of Parchesie and you can block your opponent from moving around the board when 2 of your color pawns occupy the same space

Oh man! Look at this Parchesie block! I can't even go around them. One of them better move or I'm gonna explode!

by msbitch June 18, 2009

parched camel

a married women who is still thirsty

"That mother was such a parched camel that she came to me"

by parchedcamel November 2, 2013

Parched Post

A thirsty, attention-seeking post on social media made intentionally vague to alarm people or just get people to feel bad for them.

Betty checked-in to her doctor's office on FB, vaguely stating, "One of two appointments today." Prompting concerned people to comment "What's going on?" Or "Hope everything is ok." Betty either did not reply or wrote, "PM me." Come on Betty, that was a Parched Post.

Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!

Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.

by Sweetiegirl77 December 1, 2018

Parched Fart

when you have a really airy fart

ugh i just had such a parched fart.

by glue gun stanley April 15, 2019