When your boy friend pisses on your umbrella and you jump off the roof with it on to a massive dildo.
Dave didn't make it to the golf tournament today, he suffered a broken leg from performing a Golden Parachute last night.
by MeanJoeGreen1979 June 16, 2015
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Get the parachute pants mug.Its just like pitching a tent in your pants, only air borne. ie. Airplane, helicopter or hot air ballon.
I pitched a tent in my pants on a helicopter = I packed a parachute on the helicopter.
I pitched a tent in my pants on a helicopter = I packed a parachute on the helicopter.
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Get the parachute pants mug.Noun: Pants that can protect you from dieing after trying to commit suicide off of a very high building.
1.I jumped off a building but durvived from my parachute pants.
2. Im Sean and i wear parachute pants.
2. Im Sean and i wear parachute pants.
by Dan Solomon April 16, 2003
Get the parachute pants mug.Going to a hotel without a reservation, then making friends with someone in the bar so you can sleep with them.
Staying overnight in New York City. Don't have reservations or much money, so I guess I will be hotel parachuting again.
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Get the Hotel Parachuting mug.when academic groups come in to do community outreach in an attempt to rescue or save impoverished communities however the work is considered lack luster or has not real value to the intended community only the value is perceived by the academics.
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