paper champ

A champion who holds an official title but lacks the caliber of a real champion.

Those boxers are just paper champions. Why? True, they may have real world titles. But they don't fight outside their country and they don't take on fighters other than their own nationality much.

by Gerrycongo February 11, 2009

paper mache

When masturbating into a Kleenex and the left over papers get stuck on your dick, looking like paper mache.

You: I forgot to remove the pieces of Kleenex from my dick..

Girl: Is that paper mache?

by JustRob September 13, 2009

paper therapy

Counting your money to feel successful, satisfied, or relaxed.

Young Jeezy in "I'm So Paid":

"I used to get bored, count twenties for practice.

Paper therapy, we let the money relax us."

by justwannasaythat July 21, 2009

paper chase

Hustling to get fast cash.

That nigga is on the paper chase fo' sho he got bills to pay.

by d3b+ May 13, 2005

paper tiger

1. something appearing strong or fierce, but in reality being all show and no substance, weak, nothing to be feared.

2. an art book publishing company.

1. most bullies and politicians fall into this category.

2. Paper Tiger brings us such awesome artists as Rodney Matthews.

by M.star June 5, 2004

sesh pape

a piece of paper in which marijuana is kept and used as a surface to bust it up.

"yo, anybody have a sesh pape?"

by dudeman broguy July 13, 2009

Crack paper

Crack paper is the disgusting pieces of toilet paper that tear off when you wipe your ass. The shit stained wadded up bits of paper then remain stuck in your ass crack, until they fall out and are discovered on the floor later.

Bob! Check your ass after taking a shit! I've been finding crack paper all over the apartment today.

by Totalfailure November 13, 2014