Meridith Palmer

Alcoholic Drink consisting of Arizona's Arnold Palmer iced tea/ lemonade and vodka, named after the character from the Office. The vodka is normally added to the can after at least 1/5 of the can has been drank, resulting in a drink with none of the alcohol's flavor and perfect drunken portability.

"
'Hey Bob, I didn't know you drank tea!'

'I don't. I'm having a Meridith Palmer to get drunk while at work.'
"

by Dealedtheseal May 24, 2011

Darnold Palmer

A drink named after New York Jets quarterback Sam Darnold. Contents:

2 parts iced tea
2 parts lemonade
1 part gin
1 part Nyquil

Today I either want to feel really good, or really bad. Pass me a Darnold Palmer!

by parmsisreal September 18, 2018

Natty Palmer

When one drinks half of their Natural Light and then fills it back up with a cheap russian vodka giving it an even 50/50 mix.

John was drinking Natty Palmers all night until he blacked out in Rebecca's bed.

by bbaloh10 September 15, 2016

Palmer Report

A clickbait online blog that attests almost daily that Trump will go to prison.

Hey did you hear the breaking news from the Palmer report? They said trump is going to prison

Haha that Bill Palmer is such a character

by holy guacomole June 28, 2021

Randy Palmer

Great drink made from mixing Mountain Dew and unsweetened Iced Tea

That Randy Palmer really hit the spot. I just love the bubbles.

by barclacc October 19, 2016

ryan-palmer

nigga shark

look at that ryan-palmer

by pie1234567654 March 7, 2017

Frumpy Palmer

This is apparently a highly taboo act that is rarely spoken of. The act consists of a Donkey, a fist, a ferret, and a glass coffee table.

When she first introduced me to the "Frumpy Palmer" I was scared shitless, but after I got over the pain, we did it all night.

by HGIT August 30, 2012