angry painter

when having sex with a girl pull your dick out and hit her all over with it till she turns different colors.

man my girl made me mad so i whipped out my dick and gave her an angry painter!

by hewl ya January 20, 2009

Painter Palooza

The largest Lan party in Georgetown Kentucky. Hosted in J.J. Painter's basement

Hey! are you going to Painter Palooza?

by J.J. Painter December 4, 2005

Painter

What hitler would be if he didn’t fail art school. Then he moved to plan B, destroying the world.

If hitler didn’t fail art school, he would be a painter and there would be a jewish country in Germany now.

by Button Dynasty July 18, 2019

taint painter

One who pulls out before cumming, and 'paints' the taint with love juice, or a fart that turns out to be more, and 'paints' the taint with shit.

"Last night i gave Jill a taint painter!" or "On the way home from the party last night, I thought I had to fart, but it turned out to be a taint painter!

by W.H.Sandwich shop February 4, 2009

The Painter

The Painter is someone who thinks they are always right. Says random and retarded things that makes no sense, and continues to argue a point that is completely wrong until the other person gives up just so he can win.

Makes up random statistics.

Jake: So bears climb mountains to scratch at rocks to eat the gnats underneath before they hibernate

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, i saw it on Planet Earth.

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, and i am going to train 4 wild goats to fight a 285 pound man and people will pay to see it!

Brian: You are such a Painter!

The Painter.

by ONUwrestlinstats January 31, 2010

Paintering

To hold your boss hostage for a raise by acting like you are willing to whore yourself out for more money at a shithole company.

Because of the athletic department, Matt resorted to paintering Purdue into giving him more money.

by dcam June 4, 2011

Painter

Someone who stabs someone. When you stab someone blood goes everywhere and that in an extreme way can be seen as a painter. Comes from the youngbloods of zagreb.

My G is a painter, call him vincent van gogh

by Jeremy Winger October 21, 2020