Padonk

Padonk refers to the sound made when a heavy, meaty shit drops from ones anus and makes contact with the toilet water situated below.

The 'pa' is the sound of the initial shit-to-water impact where the 'donk' is the heavy sound of the full turd following through.

One must be cautious if they hear the 'Padonk', as it can follow with a splash of cold water into the anus or surrounding area.

Dude, your Padonk was so loud, it warned me to prepare myself for the stench that followed...

by Meat Kleavers September 1, 2010

Paden

A Paden is the most generous guy you could meet. He can have a tough look when you first meet him, but when you get to know him he is the biggest teddy bear. He puts everyone's needs before himself and there is never a time you are around hin and feel unsafe. He is protective and sweet. He has bright blue eyes and a smile that could light up a sky. His laugh is the cutest thing ever. You will never have a dull moment with him. He will never turn down a challenge unless it puts someone in harm. He is the best anything you could ask for ( friend, partner, brother, etc). Dont be so quick to judge him. Take the time to get to him and he will be the greatest gift you could ask for.

Did he just bet the waiter for a free cake?

Yep that's Paden for you ;)

by Pioneer101 December 16, 2018

Paynis Hayed

Retarded version of the word penis head. Often used as an insult.

Shut the hell up you paynis hayed!

by Little_chris October 21, 2004

padnuh

A nigga that you be chillin' with on the regular, in da cut.

Me and my padnuh, Johnny, be in the cut smokin a bleezy!

by Mr. Padnuh July 22, 2006

paynus

When your salary is bigger than someone else's.

Sorry, Jeff, my paynus is bigger than yours

by actionmoviefreak February 8, 2014

Payne

A extremely rich family with British history.

Look, It's a Payne
Do they have an accent??!

by gratata19 November 27, 2014

Payngin'

A word derived from 'pinging, used primarily by teens to describe present, future or past mood.

In most cases, it's an attempt to brag about being under the influence of alcohol.

Most people view poorly upon the people who use the word, but do not say anything.

Julien: I was Payngin' last night!
Simon: Hell yeah, PAYNGIN'!

Bystander: I wish they wouldn't say that crap, everyone is sick of it.

by Doesnotlikepayngin' February 13, 2009