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Post Orgasmic Derp

Defined as a state of mind achieved only after orgasm. One that leaves the individual unable to form rational or even basic thought, much less coherent thought. (See also 'derp')
"Amanda stumbled over her sentences while in the throes of her Post Orgasmic Derp."
by XTheMazoku'sLoverX December 31, 2011
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Arabian Orgasmic Explosion

When you yell "ALLAH AKBAR" right before you blow your load in a chick!
Franky closed the deal with Jessica by performing an Arabian orgasmic explosion inside her infidel puss.......
by WESLEY PIPES 420 May 31, 2011
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orgasmic cosmatology

The art of making an orgasm look good on film.
Orgasmic cosmatology-how porn directors make women porn stars act like theyre having an orgasm when theyre not.
by Mattatasticle February 12, 2008
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orgasmically narcoleptic

Immediately after sexual climax, you fall asleep.
Guy: Oh baby I'm cumming!!!!....UUUuuugghhh.....*a second later*....zzzZZZzzz!!

Girl: Honey, wake up, let's cuddle. Why do you fall asleep like right after sex?

Guy: Huh? Oh babe, you know me. I bust and then I'm out (>_<).

Girl: *sigh* I'm trying to bask in the after-glow and Mr. Loverman is orgasmically narcoleptic.!
by I'm Mikey, I Rock!! November 14, 2011
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orgasmic cookies

cookies that you eat, and then have an orgasm. duh :P
by snoop dogg? March 15, 2008
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orgasmiclyamazing

1.)orgasmic to a point of amazingness
2.)too good to be explained
3.)better than ever imagined
SNOW
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orgasmiclyamazing
by bitchness December 5, 2005
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Orgasmi

the fine art of folding pussy, or vagina to be 'PC'
That Orgasmi master had three girls in his room last night!
by constantmusic May 30, 2009
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