Onnie

It’s like a offie but exactly opposite

You is that kid a offie, naaa he a onnie.

by I’m on onnie March 15, 2019

Onni

Someone who is severely in denial about how funny they are.

“Hey man did you hear that awful joke that Connie made” “yeh i know right, she’s such an onni”

by T888M8 May 30, 2020

Oneitis

This word means nothing

Oneitis doesn't exist, it's not her it's you, be the change you both deserve :) -him

by Yee19 September 18, 2022

omnitangential

1. Divergence and marginal relevance in every direction.

This omnitangential message board thread is going nowhere.

by Hollow are the Ori May 19, 2006

Onning

The word "Onion" said incorrectly, particulary with a chinese accent

"Do you want onning?"
"It's ONION you daft twat"

by j3tt January 20, 2009

onnica pino

An extremely Beautiful girl!
She's a drop dead gorgeous girl!

She's also the most sexy girl you'll ever see!

A real head turner!

She is the most amazing girl in the universe!

She has the best personality ever!

There is no other girl like her!

Once you get a clue of the real person she is, your automatically attached and addicted!

She has a different way of showing things but when you realize what is, you wouldn't want it any other way!

She can love you like no one else can! Any guy would be lucky to have her!

She is the true definition of majestic!

Damn, was that Onnica Pino walking by?
Dat Ass Tho!

by 123456789asdfghjkl1 February 1, 2014

Oneites

Oneites is the condition where a man is unaware of his options or is afraid of losing a woman that they become a beta pussy and in some cases even a cuck.

Jimmy went on 2 dates with a slut and now he has oneites, he thinks this is his only chance for love.

by @mrkulci December 13, 2020