Anal plundering to the point of blood, usually a direct result of the female doing something that deserves punishment. (i.e. voting).
by Fishdaddy December 16, 2008
Get the Bleeding Kansasmug. by amazing22 November 10, 2006
Get the bleed the dreammug. Bleeding edge means very new technology. More than Leading edge, Cutting edge or State of the art. A technology which is so new that using it still hurts you (mentally). Produkts which needs more work on it to be practical and useful.
My new cellphone is bleeding edge. It came with Android 10.0.
My Mac is bleeding edge.Hopefully with the next update it gets useful.
My Mac is bleeding edge.Hopefully with the next update it gets useful.
by Southern Visitor June 12, 2014
Get the bleeding edgemug. by Sean Rayburn July 2, 2005
Get the bleeding mascaramug. A pedophilic term insinuating that if a girl has the ability to experience menstrual cycles, she's old enough enough to have sex with, regardless of the legality of the situation. It is a play on words of the original term: "If it bleeds it leads"
Can also be used as "if it bleeds, it needs"
Can also be used as "if it bleeds, it needs"
Two dudes checking out a girl:
Dude 1: would you hit that?
Dude 2: nah, I don't think she's old enough
Dude 1: shit, if it bleeds it breeds!
Dude 1: would you hit that?
Dude 2: nah, I don't think she's old enough
Dude 1: shit, if it bleeds it breeds!
by TheKmannn June 29, 2011
Get the If it bleeds it breedsmug. A slang phrase originating in Britain that’s roughly equivalent to the American phrases ‘reinvent the wheel,’ ‘think outside the box,’ or ‘push the boundaries.’
To better understand the term, it’s helpful to think of a mathematical matrix, which consists of a bounded series of numbers, arranged in rows and columns, that forms a rectangle.
To have blood running down such an orderly series would imply that someone has imposed chaos or disorder onto something that was once orderly.
To better understand the term, it’s helpful to think of a mathematical matrix, which consists of a bounded series of numbers, arranged in rows and columns, that forms a rectangle.
To have blood running down such an orderly series would imply that someone has imposed chaos or disorder onto something that was once orderly.
Look man, I’m not trying to bleed the matrix or anything. I just don’t think they should charge me a fookin’ quid to use a public restroom in the tube.
by timr211 November 16, 2019
Get the bleed the matrixmug. “I thought Bob said you weren’t coming to the party tonight?”
“Oh Bob? Nah, he’s just bleeding piss”
“Oh Bob? Nah, he’s just bleeding piss”
by Bleedingpisspeter May 30, 2018
Get the bleeding pissmug.