jump over the ottoman

A female pickup line indicating a desire to have a threesome with two guys. The girl lays across an ottoman while she is sucking one guy's penis and is being penetrated either vaginally or anally by the other guy. When the two guys switch positions they jump over the ottoman.

"Hey guys! Let's go back to my place and jump over the ottoman."

by The Golden Boy August 4, 2006

Oatmeal Pie

The most delicious of the "Little Debbie" snack cake products, nothing more. If anyone says otherwise, see urbandicks.
Better known as "Oatmeal Creme Pies".

Oatmeal Pies come in boxes of 12, I recommend buying them.

by minari-naga March 24, 2005

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of giving a girl a creampie, promptly pulling out and throwing a handful of oatmeal on it.

I went to eat some oatmeal this morning, but then remembered that I used the rest of it last night when I did the Oatmeal Cream Pie to that girl from the party.

by tatersalad303 September 27, 2010

octomom

A being too grotesque for science fiction, whose only objective is to receive collagen shots and reproduce at all costs.

Octomom is a candidate for the worst person alive.

by pops87 November 15, 2009

Oatoa

This is an acronym for a sex act that involves, oral sex followed by anal sex, then oral sex again.

Oral Anal Then Oral Again

Last night I Oatoa'ed that girl I picked up, what a nasty freak!

by Whoop June 27, 2004

octomonkey

an multi-limbed siumian, an eight armed monkey, its pretty self explanatry. created in a secret lab on an indian berial ground in central klopatchistan. habitat swamp mangroves, diet small klopatchistani volcano rabbits. very highly priced for there fur

"look at that octomonkey in the tree"
or
"ahhhhhhhh that octomonkey just eviscerated that klopatchistani volcano rabbit"
or
"nooooooooooooooo killer octomonkeys chewing my leg"

by tom April 5, 2005

Turkish Ottoman

A sex-act in which the woman, kneeling on all fours, gives the man a hand job while he rests his feet on her, as if she were an ottoman.

Mable, I've had a horrible day at the shoe factory, why dont you come to the couch and give me a nice Turkish Ottoman

by Zerocd March 3, 2007