Declan O’Reilly 

Declan O’Reillys are rare people! They always have huge dicks, are very rich, uber athletic, incredibly smart and extremely good looking. People will follow Declan O’Reilly everywhere and ask for wisdom. Declan O’Reillys are the rarest and most valuable people on the planet.

OMG! Did you see Declan O’Reilly just walked on water!!!

Declan O’Reilly by Damien Bigs September 28, 2022

to pull/perform an O'reilly 

to intentionally missquote another person or yourself during an argument.

to pull/perform an O'reilly means, to intentionally missquote another person or yourself during an argument.

Bill: ...most Americans are not racist!
Kristen: Okay, really? How many black Friends do you have?
Bill: If you think Most Americans are racist I'm ashamed of you!
Kristen: Well Bill I didn't say that.
Bill: You just did!
Comment: Well, Bill yust pulled a classic O'Reilly on this one.

to pull/perform an O'reilly by lem0ne December 23, 2015

Reilly O’Draino

Reilly O’Draino (noun)
Definition: A human energy vacuum. Someone who shows up physically but is mentally absent, chronically bored, disengaged, and inclined to sigh, complain, or ask repetitive, pointless questions. Often seeks external stimulation, validation, or management of their own discomfort without contributing to the environment they occupy.
Characteristics:
Passive presence, rarely curiosity.
Sighs, “I’m bored,” or “Why…?” repeatedly.
Consumes attention, resources, or experiences without engagement.
Ignores invitations to participate meaningfully.
Provides comic, yet draining, contrast to the awake.
Example Sentences:
“We hosted a workshop, but half the room were Reilly O’Drainos just scrolling on their phones.”
“I love cooking for people who appreciate it. No room here for O’Drainos.”
“The gallery opening was full of energy, except for a few lingering Reilly O’Drainos.”
Synonyms: Energy vampire, bored spectator, passive consumer.
See Also: The Awake, Sleepwalker, Human Sponge.

The gallery opening was full of energy, except for a few lingering Reilly O’Drainos.”

Reilly O’Draino by Heymuse January 22, 2026

Bill O'Reily Defense 

When faced with an irrefutable point, start talking out of your ass and when your opponent attempts to call you out on it say "let me finish" and then when it's their turn to talk yell over them until the show goes to commercial.

Some Guy: Bill, last week on your show you said that Britney Spears was a ruthless whore, and yet you defend Sarah Palin's daughter
*Bill employs the Bill O'Reily Defense*
Bill: Well that is absolutely taking things out of context and these two things are in no way related to each other at all and I for one am appalled that you'd resort to such trivial things like taking what I said last week and relating it to what I am saying this week
Some Guy: well actually that's-
Bill O'Reily: let me finish. so you need to take a look in the mirror and stop making such wild claims like what you've just said.
Some Guy: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Bill O'Reily during the above statement: HAOIUSDFHOIASHFOIJWAEPOIFHASOIDFHAOISDHFOPIASJHDFPOIJABOIJFDOIAHBJFDPVOIAJDFIOJ
cut to commercial

Bill O'Reily Defense by falcon176 January 16, 2009

O'Reillyed 

The act of a fact being completely twisted. The person, after realizing his mistake, will deny his fallacies just to be a stubborn ass.

The source of the term comes from the O'Reilly Factor, from its constant use of misconstrued facts.

John: Why are people voting for Obama? He's Muslim!
Ethan: That's an O'Reillyed fact, dude.
John: No it isn't. It's true! He's a terrorist!
Ethan: No, seriously, look it up on Wikipedia.
John: Fuck that! Wikipedia is usually wrong anyway!
Ethan: You're a asshat, you know that?

O'Reillyed by Phil Deviant April 20, 2008

bill o'rielly

to interrupt someone with childish antics

I was bitching at my friend for being retarded, when he Bill O'Rielly'ed me by sticking his fingers in his ears and making loud childish noises to block out what I was saying.

bill o'rielly by cor86 August 13, 2006

Bill O'Reily 

1. Extreme-right political personality who constantly talks out of his ass and wins arguments by interrupting and yelling loudly not letting his 'guest' get a word in edgewise.

2. Adverb for the act of speaking complete nonsense.

Synonyms: Republican lapdog, pseudointellectual.
Antonyms: Stephen Colbert

The President really knows how to Bill O'Reily a speech.

Bill O'Reily by I'm So Cratic December 15, 2008