Rule Number 1

NEVER love a hoe

Me: Bro I think I'm catching feelings for her
Friend: Homie remember Rule Number 1

by cjbaker77 September 25, 2017

Nummerilian

1,937,936,268,836,738,638,373,383,383,826,926,016,735,826,723,462,827,153,123,027,830,016,791,801,401,393,836,666,917,294,926,927,937,173,483,627,184,184,826,816,915,825,916,015,925,017,816,716,519,81661,937,936,268,836,738,638,373,383,383,826,926,016,735,826,723,462,827,153,123,027,830,016,791,801,401,393,836,666,917,294,926,927,937,173,483,627,184,184,826,816,915,825,916,015,925,017,816,716,519,81671,937,936,268,836,738,638,373,383,383,826,926,016,735,826,723,462,827,153,123,027,830,016,791,801,401,393,836,666,917,294,926,927,937,173,483,627,184,184,826,816,915,825,916,015,925,017,816,716,519,81611,937,936,268,836,738,638,373,383,383,826,926,016,735,826,723,462,827,153,123,027,830,016,791,801,401,393,836,666,917,294,926,927,937,173,483,627,184,184,826,816,915,825,916,015,925,017,816,716,519,81601,937 *10^1,493,826,207

This number is named after the man who discovered it, Mitch Nummer. Nummer is also the German and Norwegian word for number. “I am one Nummerilian percent not doing that.”

by Chef donkay February 13, 2020

Numberblocks Community

A torture, worse than any hell, worse than any medieval torture device, worse than any epiphany of a gothic child on TikTok.

It is a punishment for those who are foolish enough to dare step foot into it. Behind those gates ornated with a seemingly cute red block denoting the number of one, lies an endless battle of raging children who were unlucky enough to go off the deep end into this hell, having whatever senses of logic or reasoning they had stripped away from them, as they get reduced to nothing but screaming, raging husks of who they were.

Aberrantly extreme levels of radiation and other toxic things lurk at every single corner of this hellhole, seeming to be what deprives everyone who steps foot of all sanity and reasoning in the bowels of this place. Rhetorically, only one might make it out, out of (theoretical) millions of people who dare enter.

If you choose to test your might and sanity, simply look up the very name of this hell, and click on a Fandom wiki, a YouTube video, a Scratch user, whatever has to do with this hell. Then, should you wish to see whether you can make it out or just brawl endlessly with the countless others here without any sense of logic, reasoning, direction or aim, allow yourself to get involved in the laughably dramatic debates that you may see in front of you. Rinse and repeat a couple of times until you find yourself in this limbo of unfathomable toxicity.

Man, I just committed SO much war crimes, so they sent me to the Numberblocks Community!

by an extremely depressed bandu April 30, 2023

Diva Number One

A person making sure their opinion is heard when no one cares.

In context, the phrase "Diva Number One" must be said in a sassy tone, calling out the diva in question.

If a person is being "Diva Number One," it is your RIGHT to put them in their place.

Mukund: I have to go to the store and buy Puffs Plus with Lotion.

Everyone (in unison): Diva Number One!!!!!

by lilrachel333 April 18, 2011

xkcd's number

An extraordinarily colossal number that is calculated by calling the Ackermann function with Graham's Number as its parameters.

The actual value xkcd's number is unknown as most mathematicians cannot grasp its true form without suffering from PTSD-inducing nightmares.

by Ἀπολλύων September 16, 2016

Alden's Number

This number is the result of an equation done by scientist Voash N. Alden to find the estimated number of pedophiles in a 1.5 kilometer radius.

Using Alden's Equation, I found that Alden's Number is roughly 6.90.

by Senboy123 June 23, 2022

number four year

The first ever Urban Dictionary Word of the Day (December 30, 2004).

Number four years are pretty interesting...You should check them out sometime...

by mehhe meh September 8, 2012