The Nutty Barbarian

This act includes the following: You and your partner are heating things up, you tell them you need to "freshen up" in the restroom. You proceed to take the nastiest shit you can WITHOUT wiping. You run to the bed and sit on her face you then violently rub your non wiped ass and nuts up and down her face.

After along day of shopping with the wife and bad mexican food, she wanted to try on her new lingerie so I knew she was in for The Nutty Barbarian.

by Raydingess November 29, 2011

The Nutty Professor

A prank, pulled on your spectacle-wearing friend, after he passes out. Once asleep, take aforementioned eye glasses, and place directly above your cock and balls. This will give the appearance of a sort of face; with the glasses serving as eyes, your dick being a nose, and your balls serving as jowels. Take a picture of The Nutty Professor, and send a copy to your friend, and whoever else you deem worthy. Make sure to tell all recipients of the sent photograph, who the spectacles belong to.

Look!! Chad's passed out! Quick, give me his glasses so I can do The Nutty Professor!!

by Undefeated Loser June 1, 2017

Blue nutty buddy

when two guys have reached the "blue balls" stage, they stand facing each other with their penises stacked on top of each other while jerking themselves and their buddy to completion.

James & Tim shared a blue nutty buddy.

by KatieKins20 October 1, 2020

nutty

any situation in which you can't control yourself, and just have a total spaz.

-mostly caused by annoying people.

If she doesn't stop, I' m gonna have a nutty

by PHATAKAAAA December 6, 2006

Nult

When you’re a headass named McNulty and everything you do is dumb as fuck so they call it a “nult” move

Wow McNulty can’t put his eno away? He’s such a nult.

by McNut Sack October 30, 2017

Nutty pot

When you have semen ejaculated into your anus while simultaneously ejaculating.

Chet totally gave me a nutty pot last night.

by Relec June 11, 2018

Nutty Buddy Party

When two or more men. Masterbate into a nutty buddy cone. The last one to cum. Has to bite off the chocolate tip. And suck it all out.

Mike: You need to host another Nutty Buddy Party this weekend. I can’t believe I didn’t get to suck the cone last time!

by Blk1988 August 8, 2018