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Botchy Notch

A pretentious group of friends from the May 2011 BB; opinionated, forceful girls who enjoy preaching about how honest they are, with long bouts of domineering, and the occasional gang up; ladies who are pompous and self important; something they tell themselves that many aspire to be, but very few would actually like to attain.

Girls who are likely to tell you the truth rather than fill you with unicorn lies. Unless they are asked about their 'secret club' to which they respond with condescending remarks and a somewhat bullying attitude.

HYPOCRISY! Duh!
I heard that girl is a botchy notch! Really? I want to be just like her-- ONLY JOKING! HAHAHA! She's always is so narky and opinionated when she has her computer in front of her and her cool online gang behind her! I bet she has social difficulties in the real world too!

*Where there is one there are many!
by nuttinbutdatruth! June 9, 2011
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smuggler's notch

A sexual maneuver requiring the insertion of a man's nose into a woman's gaping rectum after anal sex.
I finally got Melissa to let me bang her up the ass, then I found smuggler's notch.
by BubbRubb November 23, 2007
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top notch

Best and better than the in competition. First used in 1848 when reffering to a lady friend. Notches in the bed post were used to keep a record of the women you slept with. If she was the top notch then she was the best in show.
That chick I went home with last night was "top notch."
by Spazraw September 1, 2009
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Hip Notch

Hip Notch is the fusion of top notch and hip. It is where hip meets top notch or when something popular and of high quality is also trendy and cool. Usually hipness and popularity are negatively correlated; that is, as things become more popular they also become less hip.

Top Notch is when both occur simultaneously, or as stated above, when top notch meets hip.
TED and YouTube are Hip Notch. John Stewart and Steven Colbert are Hip Notch. Ultimate Frisbee, surfing, snowboarding, etc, are also examples. President Obama was Hip Notch but is becoming increasingly less so (like Facebook). Myspace is not Hip Notch.
by datkiti June 17, 2010
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top notch

Great work, this report is top notch.
by Light Joker May 3, 2006
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Swamp Notch

When poor hygene, and / or prolonged physical activity (sometimes combined with particular clothing that doesn't let skin breathe) develop a sometimes waxy or cheesy build-up in the vagina lips. In the same boat as "swamp ass", but can give you the rotten / fishy-swampstache if your mouth dares to venture near.
After a serious workout at the gym, she was sporting a hearty crotch soup of back and front-door taint mixed with sweat, giving her swamp notch.
by MoLoSFB February 4, 2010
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top notch for losers

Someone who doesn't even know what something means, then goes around saying it like they invented it. This can sometimes work out to their enemy's advantage but I think you can work out how that worked.
Cool Kid: Yo THAS well plorin'

Normal Kid: Do you even know what that means?

Cool Kid: Uhhh Wha? Don' be dum fam! Duhhhh this kid lit !

Normal kid: Ugh, top notch for losers...
by Hahoteemgirl April 10, 2017
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