Nonce

A pedo in Speedo’s

Charlie key is a right nonce because he plays with 12 year olds

by MeetingWheel69 May 29, 2019

Nonce

UK slang for pedophile or sex offender. Often appear in YouTube videos or on social media. More common in dark allies coated in graffiti. Don't really like to show their faces. Can prefer boys or girls.

Guy: hey kid, get in my van. i have candy
Kid: HELL NO YOU NONCE

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis May 25, 2018

Nonce

A well constructed argument.

James was losing the debate but then called Simon a nonce. James won the debate by default.

by Nonce-eater 5000 July 30, 2019

Nonce

A paedo

Jake's grandad is a nonce

by Nimesh June 12, 2017

nonce

(this is for Americans to say when they come to the UK) nonce means very nice person so if you saw someone being kind you say "oh you are a big nonce mate"

"you are a right nonce mate"

by AmazonAlexa2014 February 22, 2022

nonce

A nonce is a person that like to stalk children!, so basically a nonce is a pedophile

J0ngle is a Sweaty Nonce !
or

J0ngle like to be a nonce because he likes kids!

by -Flint June 5, 2020

Nonce

A person (or persons) whom have attempted to secure a free car exhaust and threatened to use their large social media following to full effect, only to have this back fire and it be discovered that they partake in sexual relations with minors.

Dave Aspden.

That Dave Aspden is a right nonce.

by Dave Hebson December 4, 2019