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Drippy Needle

She must have gone to the Drippy Needle to get that terrible tattoo.
by Mrs. Bonedog November 22, 2017
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All I need

A phrase that can be used when leaving a room or situation with an object in hand. The person states what they are leaving with saying that it is all they need. It is made funnier by grabbing another item and saying that this plus what the person already has in all they need.
Make popular in the 80's with Steve Martin in the Jerk
"I dont anything. Well maybe just this ashtray but thats all i need. And this paddle game. The Ashtry, the paddle game and this remote control. The ashtray the paddle game and the remote control is all i need."
by Felix Tripp February 2, 2007
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When somebody is being teased too much and a person who may or may not necessarily care for the person decides to stand up for the individual because the person being roasted is too quiet , or simply are beyond the point of defending themselves anymore because everyone's roasting them.
Example 1

Lebron sucks !

Ya'll need to leave that girl alone !

Example 2
Person 1 : Draya why you always coming to school busted ?
Person 2: Laughs

Person 3: She's poor
Lynette (The Defender) y'all need to leave that girl alone !
by uptwnxs June 14, 2017
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needs more jiggawatts

A phrase from the film Back to the Future. It was used in the movie by the Doc to voice concern that something needs to be more powerful.

Today, we use the same phrase to explain that things need to be more powerful or better.
Jon: Dude, my MP3 player can't hold anymore songs. It's only 256MB.

Mike: Needs more jiggawatts.

____

Sam: This computer is too slow.

Judy: Needs more jiggawatts.

____

Mary: I bought a used Geo Metro. Needs more jiggawatts.

Beth: Hells yea.

____

Sam: How do you like these wings? I made them extra spicy.

Tony: Needs more jiggawatts!
by malcolmdog January 4, 2006
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Sharon Needles

Sharon needles is a the most amazing drag queen in the herstory of rupauls drag race.
by zoe123moss June 27, 2016
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Do the needful

The person uttering the phrase has indicated to the listener that they have decided the issue being discussed is not their problem. They don't care how it is solved, but know they will not be involved in solving it.
The network connection is failing sporadically only when going through this particular router, but I have checked it's logs and see no errors. It is not a problem with my network, but with your software. Do the needful and fix this issue (and spend many, many hours gathering additional data to prove beyond any doubt it is the router).
by Wonky Willy January 30, 2018
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I need to be held

Term used to describe how a lot of us feel when confronted with the joys of daily life.
Time to go to work - I need to be held

I have a cold - I need to be held

My house fell over - I really need to be held.

I need to be held is also a very effective way of hurting someone (if you are that way inclined (Refer: Bogan or Succubus):
"I need to be held, but not by you"
Trust me, it doesnt feel good
by Luke Warm August 15, 2008
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