Ned

Someone who gets really drunk and starts aggressively groping every girl in sight.

John: "what the fuck is he doing?"

Bruce: " ah fuck, he is doing a Ned!"

by bond100 October 14, 2014

NED

Non-educated delinquent.

Spot a need by their fake brand or stolen tracksuit, white cap, white trainers, cheap booze (often buckfast), lack of self-hygene and distain for anyone with half a brain cell.

Also see townies, chavs, scallys

"pht ye lookin' et?"

by A Friend December 9, 2004

Ned

Perhaps taking a cue from pop culture notable Ned Flanders, the term "ned" has come to denote certain individuals as excessively polite, timid, and meek, particularly in their relations to the opposite sex. As a moniker, it carries a slightly derogatory connotation.

May also be used as a verb or an adjective.

Female gender variant: "Nedna"

Noun: "Don't be a ned, ask that girl for her number!"

Verb: "Don't ned it, get that girl's phone number right now!!"

Adjective: "That guy is so ned, no wonder he never gets any dates."

by Johnny Angel November 13, 2004

Ned

Person with overwhelming massive dick and is known for the one hump orgasm. Rumour has it that he has fucked all women ever in existance.

Person 1" You know Jye"
Person 2" Yeah he's such a Ned"

by Mr Genital May 21, 2017

A Ned

A ned is someone who does nothing other than play xbox like a pro and go on his computer.

Oh my god, I can't believe how much of A Ned you are get a life!

by Clear World June 10, 2010

NED

Northeast Dick Head. A person from Northeast Philadelphia who goes to bars and starts fights, gets wasted and acts like an idiot. Usually the dickhead who pisses in the sink when there is a long line in the bathroom

Hey Ben, lets go to Flatspins bar, I hear it's banging. No Rob, I don't want to go there and hang out with those fucking NEDS.

by Ben December 2, 2003

Ned

scotish phraise that describes a person who has no educational background or a juvenial delinquent.

Look at that guy hes such a ned.

by shrieker September 22, 2003