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ned

jazz's boyfriend
i am a friend of ned
by hector von trillman the third September 4, 2019
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Ned

A midget/dwarf sized Domestic Long Haired cat, originating from an alley. Usually of black or gray color. Easy to capture with salami or turkey. Tends to be quite difficult to tame. Best left in alley. Illegal in some states.

In Britain, referred to as a Nigel
Grab some turkey!! I've spotted a NED!
by Tha Rill Slim Shadyy November 8, 2010
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Ned

An arsehole who finds fun in beating up anyone, mainly nerds,geeks, goths, emos, moshers, and old people. Characterised by extreme stupidity and high-pitched voice.

Thought to stand for Non-Educcated Delinquant, they originated in Glosgow

These are the type of people you see hanging about street corners smoking dope and drinking vodka that go around stabbing each other and putting in on YouTube, giving Britain a bad name. The Scottish equivalent of Chav.
Neds go around smoking dope and drinking alchohol getting pissed and stabbing people they are somplete arseholes so lets destroy the ned.
by NedNChavHater32624 March 21, 2009
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Annoying, scrawny, know-it-alls, who always answeer a question (even when you are not asking them directly), and seem to have a vast knowledge of the most pointless, useless shit you could not even imagine exsisted
what a NED might say-"Well, the clothes pin was invented in........"
by smitty August 15, 2004
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by nickyolas January 7, 2005
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The flying saucer that appears from right to left in the arcade game 'Space Invaders'
"Willie got the ned every time. And always 300 points".
by alcan October 9, 2008
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Ned's a actor dude from Michigan. He's an ass. A f'king beast. He's also a cheerio. ALSO SEE: JASPAR, YUUKI, THAIR, and NICK.
Ned: Art thou meth stew?
Crabuloux: Yes? This reminds me of... JACK BLACK!
Ned: NOOO!
by crabuloux occifer December 1, 2004
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