by BigMistakeYouMade November 17, 2019

by abi.houston July 17, 2021

What the nani - can also be pronounced like this : what da nani, what nani...
A mix of "What the fuck" and the japanese word "Nani" from Ken the Survivor (stands for "What ?!").
Use it when you are very suprised and would be tempted to say "What the fuck ?!", but you really like Japan (and slang is sometimes frown upon).
A mix of "What the fuck" and the japanese word "Nani" from Ken the Survivor (stands for "What ?!").
Use it when you are very suprised and would be tempted to say "What the fuck ?!", but you really like Japan (and slang is sometimes frown upon).
1) Your father : "You listen to Rammstein ? I hate Rammstein ! It's pure shit !"
You : "What da nani ???"
2) Your girlfriend (if you're a male) : "Hey, in fact I'm a lesbian... Ciao !"
You : "Wh-what the nani ??"
You : "What da nani ???"
2) Your girlfriend (if you're a male) : "Hey, in fact I'm a lesbian... Ciao !"
You : "Wh-what the nani ??"
by WhatNaniDePunjitsu April 26, 2020

A girl that seems shy when you first meet her, but then turns into a crazy, funny, AMAZING girl when you get to know her. She loves deeply, and trusts too much. She's ignorant, but always catches her faults. She's smart and beautiful. Amazingly beautiful. She's unique. One of a kind. She's just nani. A true best friend with a rough background, large sense of humor, and someone who simply just doesn't know her own beauty. She shares thousands of inside jokes with anyone she considers a friend. She tries to hide her emotions through fake smiles and forced laughs, but only her best friends can see through her act. Although she's not one to look for a fight, she will risk her life to defend someone she cares about, and is more likely to protect someone else instead of herself. Nani is very creative and fun to be around. While many people may crowd around her because of her funny personality, she doesn't think much of them. She's independent, loyal, random, and full of life. Nani loves to read and write and has a passion for music. Typically humble, Nani goes above and beyond everyone's standards and strives to be all that she can be. Do not backstab her. She will never betray you. Nani will be someone who puts others first constantly. Since she finds music relatable, she will know millions of songs and has a perfect voice to sing them, but her shyness gets the best of her.
by dabaddestbiddie November 23, 2021

guy (we'll name him Aaron): (quietly to himself) I've been studying Japanese...for a while now.
a weeaboo that heard Aaron: Nani o...god I forgot- wait what
Aaron: (turns to the weeaboo) 日本語を勉強してる
the weeaboo: uhh...konnichiwa...genki desu...nani.
Aaron: ...やっぱいいな うちを帰ります (walks away)
the weeaboo: ma...matte kure...onegaishimasu...
a weeaboo that heard Aaron: Nani o...god I forgot- wait what
Aaron: (turns to the weeaboo) 日本語を勉強してる
the weeaboo: uhh...konnichiwa...genki desu...nani.
Aaron: ...やっぱいいな うちを帰ります (walks away)
the weeaboo: ma...matte kure...onegaishimasu...
by 3170_:)_0713 May 2, 2025

by Ikoo September 30, 2022

Most amazing friend ever, he's really kind and always wants to help. He also offers free hugs
Hes swag :)
Hes swag :)
by Ethan<3 September 19, 2022
