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A pedo or someone acting dodgy in a weird way towards kids
Gertrude: How could u dare do such a thing! Ur such a fucking nonce pal. Save it for court. Im reporting you.

Albert: Hold your horses albert thats my son and i can do what i want with him. Besides, hes only 5 and if i get sent down who would look after him?!
Nonce by Chronic Beatboxer April 9, 2020
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A person that has no shame in doing something bad or stupid in general
No one
Absolutely no one
Friend: I stuck my head down the toilet and accidentally flushed it off.
Me: What a nonce!!!
Nonce by Sir. Wankalot May 7, 2020
A nonce is a person that like to stalk children!, so basically a nonce is a pedophile
J0ngle is a Sweaty Nonce !
or

J0ngle like to be a nonce because he likes kids!
nonce by -Flint June 5, 2020
Oh look it’s Nathan the nonce
Nonce by Fatty bum bum January 17, 2021
(this is for Americans to say when they come to the UK) nonce means very nice person so if you saw someone being kind you say "oh you are a big nonce mate"
nonce by AmazonAlexa2014 February 22, 2022
Like "once", "twice" and "thrice", but relating to something that has happened exactly zero times.
"How many times have you actually done this?"
"Once or twice."
"Really?"
"Okay, more like nonce."
nonce by Adman12 December 30, 2005