Creepy, pathetic, insecure guys (read: wimps) use this website to stalk girls they're too scared to talk to. All this loser has to do is simply type in her name in MySpace and he would have access to her information and her pictures.
Other uses include:
1. Feeling self-important by posting info about his/her life no one really cares about (I like to watch BBC).
2. Whining about the smallest "problems" they face in their silver spoon life (boo-hoo, my Porsche's not a turbo).
Other uses include:
1. Feeling self-important by posting info about his/her life no one really cares about (I like to watch BBC).
2. Whining about the smallest "problems" they face in their silver spoon life (boo-hoo, my Porsche's not a turbo).
Loser: *sees girl* Wow, she's pretty. I must know her name but I'm too chicken to walk up to girls and say hello. Maybe one of her friends will shout out her name! Then I can look her up on myspace, get some of her pics, and jack off to them! Boo-hoo...I'm gonna die a virgin.
by CarUS July 29, 2008
Get the myspacemug. by sosodefxxx598 October 10, 2007
Get the myspacemug. The website you can become a part of if you wish to be abducted from your house by a freak you thought was your "buddy".
Did you hear that loser got killed?
yeah, he posted his social security number, adress and shoe size on myspace.
Figures. He was never too bright to begin with
yeah, he posted his social security number, adress and shoe size on myspace.
Figures. He was never too bright to begin with
by Slatte December 10, 2006
Get the myspacemug. 
1. A place where old, fat, balding men go to pretend that they are young, skinny, hot emo girls. If you can't see the "girl's" face, then she probably doesn't exist.
2. Also a place where people who have no real friends go to feel popular. Friend count is usually inversely proportional to real friends
2. Also a place where people who have no real friends go to feel popular. Friend count is usually inversely proportional to real friends
by NymphoQueen June 22, 2008
Get the myspacemug. Today I found out my wife was cheating on me with an ex boyfriend through myspace, and when I got mad about it at work I got fired for looking at myspace on company time.
by buster helloman August 11, 2008
Get the myspacemug. the single gayest, lamest saddest waste of life and/or time on the internet. Use only if you are a complete loser with no motervation in life.
Tom: yo buddy wanna go catch a movie tonight?
Frank: nah man im gonna sit and hope someone comments on my myspace.
Tom: loser
Frank: nah man im gonna sit and hope someone comments on my myspace.
Tom: loser
by myspaceisgay August 23, 2006
Get the myspacemug.