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Martyr Complex

When someone is asked to do something on behalf of a friend, and they agree, but then act like they've made huge sacrifices and should be repaid 100 times more.
Craig: Hey Mike, since you're going to the store anyway, can you pick me up on the way? I need some groceries too.

Mike: Sure.


(2 weeks later)

Mike: Hey Craig, you owe me at least 5 dollars in gas money for taking you to the store, I'm sick of you asking for rides all the time.

Craig: What are you talking about? I've only asked you twice, plus I bought you a six pack at the store both times, helped you move last week, and set you up on two dates last month! You've got such a martyr complex.
by VanWrinkle April 18, 2009
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Martyrdom

One of the Call of Duty 4 perks online. This is where you drop a grenade once you die. Mostly pisses people off.
I freaking hate it when the other players have the Martyrdom perk in their class. I never get away in time.
by Keater January 7, 2008
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murtatha

- (adj.) Description of something extremely and overwhelmingly handsome.

- (n.) When seen with "murtatha", onlookers are prone to cower in protection of extreme heat.

- (n.) When a "murtatha" is seen in a state, it is obvious that there is a heat wave.

- People subjected to "murtatha" must live in a cooler until the "murtatha" wears off.
When I saw him with murtatha, I pissed in my pants and it evaporated
by Murtman March 3, 2011
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Mury Chrimus

Say mang, what up? Yeah mang, you have a Mury Chrimus too, my McNeil.
by iRobot49 December 27, 2011
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Morty

Being a dumb friend how tries to get you out of trouble.
Rick: "Morty, holy s**t shut the f**k up"
Morty: "fine!!"
by dumb.beyotch69 May 6, 2020
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brewing a murky potion

"I was brewing a murky potion and I can't get your toilet to flush."
by Senator O'Biden October 26, 2012
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Marty Melt

A love exercise created by Martha Halftrack. Done by hugging someone then letting go and hugging them again. The constant hug and release motion is also a chest exercise. It is called a Marty Melt because when Marty hugs you, you melt into her. She uses this on her husband, Amos, and her favorite grandson, Bryant Hollifield.
Amos: Oh no, the guys at the party we're talking bad smack about me. I'm gonna get them. After all, I am a B.G., commander of Camp Swampy.

Marty: Whoah, dear. Easy there. I got an exercise that will have you loving them again. Its a Marty Melt. Come here and hug me, but then let go. And when you hug me, I mean SQUEEZE!

Amos: Sure, but how would squeezing on you get the guys to love me? You don't hug them.

Marty: (laughs) Well, its one way I show you love. Come on, Amos, we've been married 53 years. I've loved since the day I met you. (she hugs him hard)

Amos: (returns the hug) Whoah! That's a power hug right there. This is one sweet exercise! Maybe I should tell the other guys.

Bryant: Hey, are you two up to something sweet? Are you getting mushy on him? Let me at it!

Marty: Here, dear. Its your turn. You haven't tried the Marty Melt yet. Now, give Grandma Marty a big hug and don't let go until I say.

Bryant: (hugs Marty) Wow! That's a real burner. My chest is stinging.

Marty: Well, that's a Marty Melt. It really massages your heart. You go all gooey when you get one of these. I love it!

Bryant: Sweet and awesome! I'm gonna have to show Gunny Granny, she'd love it! The Marty Melt is hot!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2011
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