E Dog Murph

A lanky white boy who tends to enjoy doing the cotsy bop

See him ya? He’s some E Dog Murph I tell yah!

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Murph

To sneak a shot at the bar while your significant other is in the bathroom

When my wife went to pee, I Murphed a shot with the bartender.

by Jplate0308 December 5, 2019

Murph

An intoxicating drug that resembles salt and pepper. It is made from the leaves of the Phrum Tree.

It can be consumed in a vast variety of ways left to the imagination.

I had way to much murph last night

by JustSomeGuyWithAGentlyUsedCube June 6, 2022

Murphed

(v) making out with britton murphy at a party

1: Yo who got Murphed last night?

2: Like 7 people dude!

by Yoooboi May 18, 2021

Murph

Murph- A stupid person who cannot read

Wow your a Murph

by yayayayayayyayayayayayyaa July 11, 2022

Murphed

The act of trying your hardest yet, still managing to “fumble the bag” or catch a major “L” when the team/squad is relying on you.

He just couldn’t land his shots, he murphed our chance at winning first place!

by Left testiiiii January 28, 2024

murphs law

The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.

He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021