murffer

A tool, weapon, or item that can inflict great ammounts of damage or bash something incredibly hard or crazily

"Some people are about to die *grabs fusion rocket launcher*"
friend - "omg.... you have a damn murffer you newb!!"

by Pew November 12, 2007

Murft

To take or steal something.

He just murft my lunch. Or I had my ride murft

by dasjeepman August 14, 2011

Murfusha

A very smelly and orange perfume

Eww! J Lo just released a Murfusha perfume

by StrangeWords May 2, 2017

murfffffff

A retarted cat

Cat + Cat Nip
5 Seconds Later...
MURFFFFFFF

by BetterThanButter August 16, 2017

Murfle

When you motorboat a girls vagina

I murfled her and she started laughing.

by Cuckerspaniel December 26, 2018

Murfetti

Above the rest. One of the best friends you will ever have!

Murfetti loves her chocolate chip brownie banana bread cupcakes

by Hellr👋 February 9, 2019

Murfitt

A very sexy and handsome young chap who's got a massive penis and great at sex.

A Murfitt is only better when his forename is Josh which makes him the best chance of ever having an orgasm in sex.

Yo Josh Murfitt fuck me like the dirty slut I am, Omg God Ur dick is sooooo long!

by Super legit guy March 16, 2020