Shit-Muncher

Everyday common folk i.e Bottom feeders

Back in the Middle Ages, impoverished townsfolk; whom the King had absolutely no interest nor sympathy for, would have to survive by eating dung and dung only because of their lack of monies. Hence the name "Shit-Munchers".

Royal Advisor - "Oh Almighty King, what shalt we do about thy lack of monies?"

King "Tax the shit-munchers mofucky"

by Clemperstein January 17, 2011

Ass Muncher

one who licks/bites/eats pleanty of ass.

johnny is an ass muncher.

by dick June 26, 2003

nut muncher

One who munches on nuts

That bitch is a hardcore nut muncher.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

wenis muncher

One who enjoys chomping on wenis.

Emilio Prieto is a huge wenis muncher

by Emilio Prieto December 3, 2010

Rug Muncher

One who gives oral sex to women,who usually is a lesbian. The 'rug' refers to the clit/pussy/vaggy/fuckholeetc... or perhaps the pubic hair of that region.
Also, in mens opinions, the 2nd best thing that has ever happened to the world, behind bisexuals.

Woman1: Munch me ruggy! Munch me!
Woman2: makes slurping noises

by Mici Da Wici October 31, 2003

Gas Muncher

A man or women that eats out a girls cooter while driving. The word got its name because while she steers you munch her cooter and gas.

Sarah :How was the ride home with Jeffery last night?

Jane: it was great , he was such a gas Muncher, he sucked my cooter like a squirrel sucking on some alligator titties.

by Pitteddaddy February 18, 2017

ovary muncher

Releasing a hungry leprochaun into the vaginal canal, and the leprochaun proceeds to chow on a women's ovaries.

I didn't want my wife to have any more children, so I released an ovary muncher into her vagina.

by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011