"dude i have been spiting game wit kelsey and i think im gonna get some tonight"
"No your not she is such a muffin!"
"No your not she is such a muffin!"
by D-crunkk$undisputed August 02, 2009
1 Another word for a chick's pussy.
2 I word I use (in a funny ass way!) for "jizz", "nut", "cum", etc.
3 A food. Look like a fat mushroom made of bread. Tastes better, but not smoked too well. lol.
2 I word I use (in a funny ass way!) for "jizz", "nut", "cum", etc.
3 A food. Look like a fat mushroom made of bread. Tastes better, but not smoked too well. lol.
1 Person 1: MMM! I'd like to "butter" that muffin!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I love to get in her fuckin hot muffin!
2 "Damn dude! You muffined all over my face! Why you gotta go crazy like that when you muffin!?" lol
3 Person 1: I made some muffins last night.
Person 2: What kind?
Person 1: Frist batch was Blueberry, the second was banana-nut!
Person 2: Yum!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I love to get in her fuckin hot muffin!
2 "Damn dude! You muffined all over my face! Why you gotta go crazy like that when you muffin!?" lol
3 Person 1: I made some muffins last night.
Person 2: What kind?
Person 1: Frist batch was Blueberry, the second was banana-nut!
Person 2: Yum!
by ..::juggalette::ettelagguj::.. February 25, 2005
When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view.
Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.
Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.
1. When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view.
2. Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.
2. Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.
by benbaggg May 13, 2008
1. A Realy cool person.
2. A person who has 2 much time.
3. A sweet, kind person.
4. Something to eat.
2. A person who has 2 much time.
3. A sweet, kind person.
4. Something to eat.
Hey that muffin rocks!
That muffin should get a boy friend!
I love that muffin shes so nuce!
Mmmmm I like muffins
That muffin should get a boy friend!
I love that muffin shes so nuce!
Mmmmm I like muffins
by Sam July 20, 2004
1. (noun) A delicious pastry, often containing fruit and sometimes nuts or chocolate
2. (noun) A sickening pet name used for one's significant other, falling under the same category as cupcake and sugarplum.
3. (verb) To squish out of the top of something; to resemble an edible muffin.
2. (noun) A sickening pet name used for one's significant other, falling under the same category as cupcake and sugarplum.
3. (verb) To squish out of the top of something; to resemble an edible muffin.
1. I LIKE MUFFINS.
2. Whoosh my wittle bitty muffin pastwy? YOU are! YOU are!
3. These jeans are too tight; my fat muffins out the top.
2. Whoosh my wittle bitty muffin pastwy? YOU are! YOU are!
3. These jeans are too tight; my fat muffins out the top.
by Almight God of Muffins January 19, 2009
by Leah May 29, 2003
The act of eating your girls muffin until you almost cum and stick a muffin in her and then use a mixer one her vag and then after make her call you a baker
by Robloxian penis October 02, 2019