A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)
by The Keg July 09, 2013
by Mud master January 17, 2017
When a girl is giving an Alaskan pipeline and the condom breaks but she keeps going and it turns into a shitty mess
1: did you hear Jessica gave herself a muddy Ferdinand the other day?
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!
by Tacticaltrunkmonkey July 30, 2016
An act of revenge: When seeing a person who has pissed you off or you otherwise don't like in a restaurant, you first must pose as a staff member of the establishment. Then take their napkin holder off of the table pretending to refill it. Then take the first napkin and wipe your ass with it. bring the holder back to the table and wait for your victim to hopefully wipe their mouth with it unsuspectingly.
by The Big BEENJAMMIN July 28, 2011
Performing cunilingus while she is deficating
by Janimal69 October 06, 2017
After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.
by DieselJesus69 October 18, 2019
While performing the art of anal sex, right before you bust, stick it in her vag and bust that nut, son! - JOP3 and TME
Bro! So last night, I was goin to fuckin pound town on this bish, and I slipped her a muddy minnow in her box.
by Balloonknot15 September 12, 2018