Muddy hosepipe

A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)
"Man, last night I had a bad experience with my Muddy hosepipe."
by The Keg July 09, 2013
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Get Muddy

I can't wait to Get Muddy with my girlfriend this weekend!!
by Mud master January 17, 2017
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Muddy Ferdinand

When a girl is giving an Alaskan pipeline and the condom breaks but she keeps going and it turns into a shitty mess
1: did you hear Jessica gave herself a muddy Ferdinand the other day?
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!
by Tacticaltrunkmonkey July 30, 2016
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Muddy Napkin

An act of revenge: When seeing a person who has pissed you off or you otherwise don't like in a restaurant, you first must pose as a staff member of the establishment. Then take their napkin holder off of the table pretending to refill it. Then take the first napkin and wipe your ass with it. bring the holder back to the table and wait for your victim to hopefully wipe their mouth with it unsuspectingly.
As to muddy napkin your boss while on a date.
by The Big BEENJAMMIN July 28, 2011
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muddy garfield

Performing cunilingus while she is deficating
Leigh Anne asked for muddy Garfield whilst she was sitting on the toilet
by Janimal69 October 06, 2017
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muddy spatula

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.
After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.
by DieselJesus69 October 18, 2019
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Muddy Minnow

While performing the art of anal sex, right before you bust, stick it in her vag and bust that nut, son! - JOP3 and TME
Bro! So last night, I was goin to fuckin pound town on this bish, and I slipped her a muddy minnow in her box.
by Balloonknot15 September 12, 2018
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