Schorbahn: Hey Digs, did you get it in last night?
Digs: No bro, but I was muffin mopping the daylight outta her.
Digs: No bro, but I was muffin mopping the daylight outta her.
by ryandigneygetsdown October 26, 2012
If your refer to a woman as "mop salad," that means she will perform fellatio on you with out issue, or coercion. Mop Salad can also be called "top of the morning." Its easy to to get her to give you head. -The term was coined by one of Joe Buddens' friends on BlogTV.
Yo look at that bitch there... she got some big lips... That bitch mop salad...
That chick got on juicy booty sorts.... thats definitely mop salad.
That chick got on juicy booty sorts.... thats definitely mop salad.
by JoeBuddenTV August 05, 2009
"Hot Mop" is the process of "paint brushing" a girls face after one deposits his load on her forehead.
by TOMMKAT December 18, 2006
A man with a bowl shaped, and shaggy haircut. The most famous mop tops were The Beatles, who popularized the mop top style cut in the 60s, when their manager told them that the public wouldappreciate them more if they wore the hairstyle.
by Zippy117 January 20, 2009
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017
Generic name for a scrawny grotesque woman who works in a coffee bar but has no idea how to actually make coffee. The only thing she is good at is short-changing Spaniards.
Fetch me a latte. If Mrs Mop's serving, forget it. That gormless bitch wouldn't know a coffee if it jumped out the cup and fucked her shitty old arse.
by Gruzzo October 18, 2006
Cleaning the anus by rubbing it in a back and forth circular motion with the tip of the middle finger and slipping the finger tip in a few times no more than nail deep. Typically performed in the shower.
I used be worried about my freshness before getting butt banged but since I have a high fiber diet my doctor suggested a light finger mopping instead of douching.
by Brien2 January 17, 2011