moose knuckle monday

A social media hashtag where guys show off their moose knuckle on Mondays.

Yo Shanikqua, did you see the bulge in that dudes pants?
Yeah girl don't you know, it's moose knuckle Monday!

by Silky mane May 08, 2016

Musky Moose Knuckle

When a male wears too tight pants or skinny jeans way too long and develops under cheese

Dude, you're wearing that skinny jeans way too long, you're developing musky moose knuckle

by coach.eddie September 17, 2017

Sticky Moose Knuckle

When a man originally born and raised in Canada balls his hand into a fist, pours a reasonable amount of Aunt Jemima's Maple Syrup onto his knuckles, and shoves them inside of a woman's vagina.

"I met this keener of a broad last night at the pub and gave her the ol' Sticky Moose Knuckle eh?

by Happy Puppies December 29, 2018

Moose Knuckle

the appearance of a large wedge in a womans genital region resulting from tight fitting clothes. Similar to a Camel Toe, but a Moose Knuckle is bigger.

"Damn, look at that girls tight shorts, you can see her moose knuckle."

by The Theoretically Correct May 20, 2009

moose knuckle sandwich

When a man with moose knuckle(s) gently slaps it on your face. Like a knuckle sammy, only saltier.

"Julian gave me a moose knuckle sandwich last night, it was like eating a bag of Lays salt and vinegar potatoe chips.

by Sweet Bigcock Jerome October 02, 2015

Rusty Moose Knuckle

The visible remnant on ones love cannon from a freshly pounded fart box...

"Yo, Vinnie d'jou see that rusty moose knuckle on cousin Paulie?"

by th_Pizzle January 18, 2021

Whammy Moose Knuckle

To forcefully punch a female in the vagina with your middle knuckle raised as if you are giving a half middle finger.

After that whammy moose knuckle she couldn't sit for a week!!

by RaTeDr21 February 11, 2010