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Montebello Masher

This regional favorite consists of three parts. It requires a person to defecate on another person's face (preferably a hard stool). The person then urinates on the feces and face. The last step necessary to complete this fetish favorite is key. This is where the name of the move is derived. The person then sits on the other person's face subsequently "mashing" the urine and feces into them.
Sorry, toilet is broken. Ever heard of the Montebello Masher?
by Autistic Pornstar February 5, 2010
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Monterey Park

Asia-Town USA. Also referred to as MPK, or Asian Retirement Town. City where "suck my" is pronounced "Chuck-Maw", "Iran" is pronounced "E-Lawn", and "626" is pronounced "Chick-too"Chick".

You know you have reached the city's boundaries as you drive down the 10 FWY and the freeway speed somehow comes down to 40-45 MPH, which is mostly due to beloved MPKians entering and exiting the freeway at an average of about 27 MPH.

City where 18wheelers pass passenger cars going at least 30 miles faster. Where Mercedes and Beemers are going about as fast as the China man riding his beachbike in the sidewalk.

City that's dead as funk when other cities are popping (Friday and Saturday nights) and is HAPPENING when other cities are dead as funk (Saturday and Sunday mornings). City where even B of A has Chinese translation next to its name, all restaurants are packed like slave ships at all hours of the day and week and business hours are noted as "We Open Seven Days". As if they're gonna close the funk down on the 8th day!

City where green means stop and red means go; turn signals don't mean shiet and you see beloved MPKians making left turns with right turn signals on and vise versa.

Lastly, MPK is the #1 exporter of Asian girls into white boy crowds of hollywood clubs and OC pubs, where they enter the city wearing banana pants and hello kitty shirts and exit a few years later to search for their whities wearing fake lashes and colored contacts.
I'm in Monterey Park repping chick-too-chick... chuck-maw-dik-foo!

Forget MPK. I'm heading to OC. can I borrow your lashes tonight?
by RonModa November 21, 2010
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monte carlo

A damn nice car made from 1970-1988 and then brought back in 1995. The best years of these cars were in 81-88. The best lookin hot rod made in the 80's.
That dude got him a nice ass monte carlo SS.
by monte guy March 8, 2004
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Monted

Getting so fucked, dope or dank that you reach a point of no return to the normal world.
I got so monted last night that I do not remember where i live.
by GOONKING June 6, 2014
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chevy monte carlo ss

Pimped out muscle car dating almost as far back as racing. Easy way to go through tires really quick. Super Sport, super fast!
That chevy monte carlo ss is dope homie!
by Da Joka 6977 March 31, 2009
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Aria Montgomery

Aria Montgomery is a character in show "pretty little liars" and is being stalked by the anonymous A ".
Aria seems to be the most complicated person you will ever meet, she is beautiful and will not give up on you. She is like the sun, beautiful but dangerous.
Amy:who is aria Montgomery ?

Ella:a girl who plays a liar on an abc family show.her character can be very hard to understand but she is very likeable
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