Montico
A kid who likes to eat children and make Hillary Clinton jokes. He calls girls DreamWorks troll feat and licks forks on the weekends
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Throw short people month
During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, as far as you want whenever you want. Have funnn
Throw short people month by Hands babab October 20, 2020
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FUPA awerness month
the month of march is fupa awerness month because it right at the end of the winter before beach season where the FUPA is no longer hidden
dude: "karli did you know that march is FUPA awerness month you should really do something about that."
FUPA awerness month by brickface444 December 30, 2010
Heidi Montag
1. A dead-behind-the-eyes girl that loves to ditch all her friends for guys named Spencer that sport "creepy, flesh colored beards".
2. Someone who has tried their hand at acting and singing...and failed miserably at both.
3. A person who is a sad excuse for a celebrity.
2. Someone who has tried their hand at acting and singing...and failed miserably at both.
3. A person who is a sad excuse for a celebrity.
1. "Hi, im Heidi Montag...My boyfriend/Ex boyfriend/Fiance/Only Friend/Verbal abuser/Life size version of a "Ken Doll", Spencer Pratt and i are Engaged! oh....wait, we're not..wait we are. OK. we're not."
2. "Im heidi Montag and my single is only downloaded by people who want to roll on the floor laughing or bulemics who need to listen to something to help them throw up."
3. "Im Heidi Montag and my boyfriend and i take pictures of ourselves and sell them to US magazine to pay our rent."
2. "Im heidi Montag and my single is only downloaded by people who want to roll on the floor laughing or bulemics who need to listen to something to help them throw up."
3. "Im Heidi Montag and my boyfriend and i take pictures of ourselves and sell them to US magazine to pay our rent."
Heidi Montag by MissObvious August 4, 2008
Montypurgo
The legendary act performed during sex with a female. Montypurgo also related to Captain Drill-tastic is where the Montypurgo drills the womans cunt at an increasingly dangerous speed until she passes out or completes a signified 10 orgasms. This move can only be performed by Captain D and is yet to be announced by a non legend.
1) Dude that girl got a Montypurgo last night, well they do say losers have a wank, winners fuck the prom queen.
2) Chuck Norris just did a Montypurgo, wait! Who was the victim?!
2) Chuck Norris just did a Montypurgo, wait! Who was the victim?!
Montypurgo by The Prophet of Destiny June 22, 2011
Montclair High School
No stairs..
I heard Montclair High School’s stairs broke the third time this year
Yeah, that schools gross.. It has asbestos and no stairs
Yeah, that schools gross.. It has asbestos and no stairs
Montclair High School by s Th Mel d November 2, 2019
MontyInvictus
MontyInvictus by Theiwjwbwkshbdwbaj February 7, 2021