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Mongolian Wedgie

A mongolian wedgie is defined by the action of taking a person's nutsack and stretching it over their anus and stapling it in place

It can be done as an act of hazing or be used as a form of rhetoric to imply that something is really stupid.
1. I am going to give that piece-of-shit Dave a Mongolian Wedgie for sleeping with my girlfriend while I was sleeping with his.

or

2. I could run around the block to get next door, or I could stretch my sack over my anus and staple it down (Mongolian Wedgie)... but that wouldn't make sense, would it? Fucker.
by OB1kanobie March 29, 2011
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Monging Out

Basically - Zoning out, going into a daydream like state and you can't help but do so. When your eyes become fuzzy and you love to stare at an object in front of your eyes.

It's both a natural thing that happens and can also be caused by smoking weed.
by fezkayuu November 16, 2009
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mongofied

To reach a state of extreme monged-ness. usually achieved through exsessive intake of drugs, and possibly alcohol.

State of mind during a mild but prolonged comedown.

Derived from mongo'd
"Jesus christ man, I'm seriously fuckin mongofied here. I'm startin to pull faces and all!!!!"

"Were you guys out last night? Oh man were we what!! Fuckin completely mongofied, tunes were fuckin savage too."

"Man are you rolling another one. Man I can't I'm completely mongo'd out of me head. Oh yeah man big time mongofied" That is a quote from the birth of mongofied
by Marshel Plant February 7, 2006
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Mongolian Mask

A heroic feat where a man stretches his scrotum across the breadth of a woman's face.
She blew me in the bath, so my bag was very stretchy. I took the opportunity to lay her down and give her a Mongolian Mask.
by CKFun February 11, 2004
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Mongolian throwpillow

A Mongolian throwpillow is when somebody is sleeping and you jump in their bed naked, roll around all over them, and run out of the room.
Fucking gross dude! That Mongolian throwpillow made the whole room smell like buttermilk and crotch!
by beanser January 3, 2006
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Mongo

Like when someone is funny and a bit dumb no intelligence like . Then instead of saying. The word stupid or dumb or any other way.
" he is a mongo "
by I made an account to make a w November 5, 2017
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Monging out

The come-down after smoking marijuana
Shit man- i'm monging out
by Dave October 22, 2004
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