by coeurkrahe March 17, 2011
The dirty uncle that has a thing for young children. Chooses to molest children from his own audacity.
by Turtle king indeed November 15, 2019
There's been a big corruption scandal in Serbian public sector or Government, or a state's corporation.
People are asking "Did the police arrest the sharks already?"
"No, they just did the standard job - cathing the chicken molesters."
This is a chicken molester baseball bat *pulls out 12 inches baseball bat*
I am going to kick the hell out of my father when he makes sounds in the bathroom, but I'll try not to be arrested this time.
People are asking "Did the police arrest the sharks already?"
"No, they just did the standard job - cathing the chicken molesters."
This is a chicken molester baseball bat *pulls out 12 inches baseball bat*
I am going to kick the hell out of my father when he makes sounds in the bathroom, but I'll try not to be arrested this time.
by wequtz June 06, 2015
Used in reference to a place of religious worship, most commonly used when referring to the Catholic Church.
Mike: It’s Sunday and I’m going to church.
Jim: I ain’t ever goin to one of dem molestation clinics again if I got the choice, to many bad memories.
Jim: I ain’t ever goin to one of dem molestation clinics again if I got the choice, to many bad memories.
by WarningMinecraftIncluded April 06, 2020
Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........
by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018
A person who thinks they are cool and with it but in actual fact steal the life and good will from a situation.
by Carlossssssss October 04, 2008
The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.
"Dude, did you lose your keys?"
"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"
"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."
"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"
"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."
by Anthony Tamayo Jr. November 10, 2007