Chicken Molesters

A standard Serbian expression they will call you if you don't have the right impact in the society.

There's been a big corruption scandal in Serbian public sector or Government, or a state's corporation.

People are asking "Did the police arrest the sharks already?"
"No, they just did the standard job - cathing the chicken molesters."

This is a chicken molester baseball bat *pulls out 12 inches baseball bat*
I am going to kick the hell out of my father when he makes sounds in the bathroom, but I'll try not to be arrested this time.

by wequtz June 9, 2015

Turd Molester

A person who is so completely vile and objectionable that her/she makes excrement feel violated.

The Westboro so-called Baptist Church is a congregation of turd molesters.

by coeurkrahe April 3, 2011

molester uncle

The dirty uncle that has a thing for young children. Chooses to molest children from his own audacity.

My dirty molester uncle tried to touch my ass , he always does this!

by Turtle king indeed November 15, 2019

hand molester

1. Feeling the need to molest your hand and then doing so
2. The act of molesting someone else's hand to show affection
3. Touching someone else in order to get their skin cells on your hand and then molesting your hand so you can eat thrie cells.

"Did you see him at the party? He is such a hand molester!"

by suspendernoob October 5, 2016

molesting a snake

sexually abusing a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

Fun Molester

A person who thinks they are cool and with it but in actual fact steal the life and good will from a situation.

I hear Dave is coming to the party. He is such a fun molester

by Carlossssssss January 16, 2009

molest myself

The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.

"Dude, did you lose your keys?"

"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"

"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."

by Anthony Tamayo Jr. December 4, 2007