Moist Blanket

A person with no sex drive and the personality of a brick.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.

Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.

"Derek and I haven't had sex in 4 months but he's engaged with his video games instead of me."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."

by Clicky Crisp December 27, 2019

Moises

Moises is the most trusting guy you can meet. You can always talk to him about anything and he will give you his opinion on it. He always gives you advice, he’s always there to comfort you. He’s always overprotective of his friends and tries his best to help them.

boy: aye what’s up Moises
girl: oh my god it’s moises!!

by random_cool.guy January 4, 2020

Moist bandito

When you pull out just as you are cumming and it sprays her in the face so much that she can't breathe she is considered a moist bandito.

Girl: I can't breathe

Boy: *tips cowboy hat*
Moist Bandito

by The moist bandito's July 30, 2020

moist buddies

Originating from a Clubhouse club. A moist buddy or moist buddies is a friend or associate that you meet in the IRL (In Real Life).

Johnny met his “moist buddies”, Nancy and Drew, for some ice-cream.

by IAmReallyNotACat April 8, 2021

moistinestness

SUPER moist and gushy in one word

Im very moistinestness from going through that forest.

by Oliver_garden) April 20, 2022

Moist hangnail

A man with an uncircumcised penis, has sex with a women who uses a DevaCup for her menstrual cycle. As he's pulling out, the DevaCup gets stuck under his foreskin.

Suzy was shocked, when she noticed Joey's moist hangnail, after they had sex.

by Peter Rooter May 26, 2023

moisty

a chick who a guy finds really attractive.
a chick who is hot and wet hot

fuck man, did you see that chick last night at the party, she was a moisty

by ally456 February 26, 2009