Modern Warfail

When IW decides to turn its back on the PC community that have supported the franchise since the start and remove dedicated servers, cap the game at 9v9, no mod support, no console. Complete and utter disrespect for the PC.

I relly love playing against 4-8 year olds on IWNET and listening to their vulgar and racist comments on why they should have won. I'm so glad I'm waiting in a lobby with other players waiting to start a game and not playing on my favourite servers

MODERN WARFAIL 2

by jm12369 November 10, 2009

modern warfare 2

The reason why many adolescent males do not have girlfriends

"I spend all my time playing modern warfare 2, i don't have time for a girl"

by luvinwafflez December 16, 2009

Modern White Marriage

Is a trend in which the marriage between a white couple is often female led and encourages serving and satisfying the wife with usually the addition of a third partner generally black and well-endowed for her pleasure.

"It's okay for my wife to flirt with him because we are in a modern white marriage."

by SissSas December 11, 2018

Rocko's Modern Life

Definately the best cartoon Nickelodeon has ever done. It lasted 4 seasons and only 52 episodes. If you didn't like this show you were eather to young to understand the humor(propaly from 1-8) or too old to actually consider changing the channel to nick. Now all Nickelodeon shows is 50 episodes of SpongeBob(a show that definately isn't one of Nick's absolute best, definately better than Rocket Power and the Wild Thornberrys) and 20 episodes of Fairly Oddparents (Not funny or entertaining show)

Anyway, Rocko rocks this world.

"Bath day is a very dangerous day"
"Laundry day is a very dangerous day"
"Garbage day is a very dangerous day"
"Open Mike night is a very dangerous night"
"Shopping day is a very dangerous day"

by bob July 19, 2005

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

This game is actually called "Cock of Doody: The Revenge of Osama"(which was edited do to alquada threatening IW). It features modders, noobs, 10 year old, and the occasional guy who is classified as "skillful" or "normal"(although these are rare)

It was within this game a very famous moderator, The Pro, was recorded banning Itz Lupo(some variation of that). This video was edited, long story shot, The Pro lost all moderator powers(and possibly killed himself,or moved out of his mothers house.)

Gamer 1 "Want to come play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2?"
Gamer 2 "Nope, sorry, I'm busy playing the Halo:Reach Beta, which is, sadly, better than that rubbish."
Gamer 1 " PLEASE! I'll let you noob tube.."
Noob (forms from a puddle of noob sauce)"Pick me"

by tat 1 dude May 9, 2010

Modern Punk

A modern punk is someone in today's world who holds traditional punk mentalities such as being anti-establishment, following DIY ethic, or anti-capitalist. Modern punks generally dress in a manner that is alternative or directly opposed to contemporary fashion or trends. Pop-punk is not modern punk, because it is made to be popular; and nobody likes a kiss-ass.

Sure, we modern punks have got that old punk spirit; but if the hardcore punks of the mid-80's got in a time machine and traveled to the year 2009, they'd kick the living shit out of us.

by Modern Punk October 7, 2009

Modern Warfare 2

The one game that will cause you to go through a controller every week due to the frustration that is in-sued when you constantly spawn and die before you can move 2 foot in every online game that you play.

-M16fag: I just got spawn killed again, I fucking hate Modern Warfare 2!!!
<Throws controller at the wall>

by Quade999 December 31, 2009