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Mechanic’s Bidet

When you squat down to work on your car and you accidentally sit on a can of brake cleaner, and the nozzle sprays it up your butt.
Man, Kevin went to put the wheel back on his Mustang, and sat right on the Brakleen! Mechanic’s Bidet right in his ass!!
by kage1330 February 5, 2021
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mohaned

Person 1: "mohaned"
Person 2: "oh no"
by doofypuuty March 29, 2021
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bong mechanics

the science that goes into making a home made bong from house hold items.
dude 1: shit i broke my trusty bong
dude 2: aww no good, looks like we are gonna need to use some damn smart bong mechanics to this old mountain due bottle into a new bong
by bongsrheros July 27, 2010
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snatch mechanic

noun \ˈsnach\ \mi-'ka-nik\

1 : any medical doctor specializing in obstetrics and gynecology
2 : an obstetrician/gynecologist with poor bedside manner and a profusion of promiscuous—and continuously pregnant—working class women

Richard Gere's role as the illustrious 'Dr. T,' in 'Dr. T and the Women' is an example of a fictitious snatch mechanic. Jason Statham, despite strong associations with both 'Snatch' and 'Mechanic,' is not one such example.
"Brittani says she goin' to her snatch mechanic Thursday on account she's got the clap again."
by Orbyss November 13, 2011
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Ghetto Mocha

A drink made with hot chocolate mix and coffee--usually prepared in the office kitchen. In an emergency, it's a substitute for an actual mocha when one can't get to a coffee shop.
Erin: "I didn't have time to run to Caribou, so I had to make do with a Ghetto Mocha."
Rick: "Ghetto Mocha, huh? Not as good as the real thing, but it'll do in an emergency, mofo."
by RERS January 18, 2013
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ghetto mocha latte

Coffee mixed with a packet of hot chocolate.
This office has packets of Swiss Miss next to the coffee machine. Time for a ghetto mocha latte!
by Skyblacker December 18, 2019
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The Mechanical Bull

Get on your girl in a doggy style position, whisper the name of another girl in her ear, and see how long you can stay on
"what did you do with Jessica last night"
"oh we tried the Mechanical bull and I stayed on for 10 seconds"
by dying slowly334 September 11, 2020
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