Mobile Gandu

The asshole who uses mobile phone while driving

Mobile Gandu is a person who plucks the phone
under his ass or neck, tilts his neck or ass
and start conversing on it.

by Discokhujli June 23, 2008

mobile waterbed

A fat chick you find for desprate sex. You take her camping with you, so no one will view your mounting of her. Except natures animals, and they do not judge.

I was so hard up for some lovin.. I went "Hoggin" and found me a take. We went camping and she was my "mobile waterbed".

by The Jerk Meister January 24, 2009

mobile dick forrest

This is a cluster of males surrounding one female. The natural habitat is Embry Riddle Aeronautical University. The forest tends to follow the female, each member hoping to one day get lucky, although that will never happen because they are all friend zoned and being used.

Dude, did you see that chick's mobile dick forrest, it was very dense today.

by Dactlyer696969 April 28, 2009

Mobile Poo Block

When you can't poo due to forgetting to take your mobile phone to the toilet.

I had to go back up stairs this morning for my mobile phone, I get mobile poo block if I try to poo without it.

"if Im not checking the urban dictionary word of the day while im on the loo, I just cant poo"

by PoOpa FoOker August 10, 2015

moblising

Preparing(often for country) to do some speacial work.

Moblising the regular forces, reservists, and militia,the country could defend the enemies.

by Bishal May 11, 2018

Moberly

Small town in the center of misery. Also known as Mobertucky. Simply put one hell of a little town filled to the rim with Springer drama.

"I got my ass whipped in Moberly last night." They gave me a Mobertucky Riverdance.

by Groeber field November 26, 2018

Greens Mobber

An individual who habitually takes the first Hit (greens) of weed, particularly when its not their weed or when it is not their turn to greens a bowl; when someone snakes your greens

Johnny took my greens. What a straight greens mobber.

by MikeyDGAF March 9, 2009