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Matrix 4 event

An event that took place where a person nicknamed Matt went missing after watching Matrix 4. Some say a glitch in The Matrix occured.
Remember Matrix 4 event?
Yeah... I miss Matt.
by Mropdropp April 14, 2022
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Matrix

A genius coder making cheetos for shitty games. Rumour has it that he is a dank memer.
Matrix how do I open my cheats?
by insert key August 1, 2023
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fugazi matrix

The fugazi matrix is typically entered after long periods of studying. After long hours of study drugs, you begin to trick yourself into believing that you have mastered the subject of your study. As the study drug wears off, the fugazi matrix is at full force, as you suddenly realize you have no idea about anything you have just learned and you are totally F'd for your test the next day.
Dude I'm so deep in the fugazi matrix, I thought I understood this, but I actually know nothing about this.
by thelarry March 16, 2016
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Lord Matrix

He is the Ultimate Authority, the Library of Knowledge, the River of Purity, the Epitome of Judgement, the Alpha of Mankind. In a nutshell, he is the Lord of Everything.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.

His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.
Lord Matrix: "A fire truck is actually a water truck"
Mankind: *Masturbates in tears of joy*
by Skyfather Indra December 29, 2021
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bleed the matrix

A slang phrase originating in Britain that’s roughly equivalent to the American phrases ‘reinvent the wheel,’ ‘think outside the box,’ or ‘push the boundaries.’

To better understand the term, it’s helpful to think of a mathematical matrix, which consists of a bounded series of numbers, arranged in rows and columns, that forms a rectangle.

To have blood running down such an orderly series would imply that someone has imposed chaos or disorder onto something that was once orderly.
Look man, I’m not trying to bleed the matrix or anything. I just don’t think they should charge me a fookin’ quid to use a public restroom in the tube.
by timr211 November 16, 2019
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Matrix Syndrome

An instinctive and unfounded hatred of any replacement, sequel etc. which fails to fill the immense shoes of its predecessor.
Guy 1: "Shit, how bad were Pirates 2 and The Matrix Reloaded?"
Guy 2: "Ah cmon, they both had their merits"
Guy 1: "Nah, completely sucked ass, with no redeeming features"
Guy 2: "Think you're suffering from Matrix Syndrome dude"
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Guy 1: "This new boss is a real douche; he's got nothing on our old boss!"
Guy 2: "He's been here one day. I reckon you've got Matrix Syndrome"
by Flashheart January 8, 2009
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Matrix

When a man has an erection and discretely hides it by pulling a
"Matrix." This move consists of the classic Neo backwards arch while a hand of preference slides into one's pants and flips the erect penis upwards into its natural position. The penis is then trapped between one's stomach and the elastic band from underwear.
The breezy at the strip club gave be a hard on. I slyly pulled a matrix before she even had a chance to notice.
by K_dogg December 12, 2008
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