a minion exit

a place that short people go to calm down

the short kid left to a minion exit

by big poopy boi March 21, 2023

chan's bald minions

It basically means being a stay which is the stray kids fandom and you like all members of stray kids :)

random person: what are you? A stay?
a stay: Nu I'm one of Chan's bald minionssss!!! *dramatic evil luaghter*

by straykidswoh April 13, 2020

mitochondria resembling a penis

a mitochondria resembling a penis is a regular mitochondria with penis like features such as a bendy shaft and mushroom top-like cristae.

wow my mitochondria really looks like a dick i wonder if it gets hard?!

No man its just a mitochondria resembling a penis it only does dat dank cell respiration shit

by wakawakakankeh November 19, 2013

mitope

A person who has gotten to the highest point of stupidity while being an edgelord.

Beyonce Shut it you mitope!

by og.walee February 11, 2019

hoe minions

People who themselves may not be hoes, but protect the integrity of those who are. They condone the things hoe-ish people do, and will throw stones then hide their hand if it is in favor of the hoe-ish person who they look up to or are protecting. They are spineless, and the reason why they stick up for these type of people can range from "status" affiliation to Monetary gain. It is best to not associate with hoes or their minions

Man: If I were you I would not associate with him. Hoe minions like him, you cant trust them as far as you can throw them. He will always stick up for hoe-ish type people.

Woman: What do hoe minions act like?

Man: They're phony, they're fake, their the type of people I hate.

by UD-Doc November 13, 2010

shitos mitos

noun;
preferably used instead of swearing
most commonly stated during high-pressure situations.

"Shitos Mitos", I forgot to thaw the chicken.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022

National Minion Meme Day

December 2nd is officially National Minion meme day. This is very important, as you can be a boomer on this day.

Person 1: what day is it?
Person 2: National minion meme day!

Person 1: what’s that mean?
Person 2: you can say dumb minion memes and post them on media today!

by KZ :) December 3, 2019