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Mitch

A 'Mitch' is a variety of human being, that is both extremist, and non-accepting of other people's beliefs.
The standard Mitch is generally Christian to the extreme, and unable to take in another person's beliefs. If someone was being a Mitch, he or she would be behaving in a way that shows he or she knows nothing about any other belief other than their own, and that it gives them the right to defend it at all costs. If someone were 'pulling a Mitch', they would be behaving in a way that shows they are extremely closed-minded, while continually telling themself that they're actually incredibly open-minded, when it is simply not the case.
Extremist, and one-sided.
by Squallers December 27, 2007
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mitch

adj, noun, adv, conjunction, verb, etc.
means anything, especially mitch, and the mitch part deux, used as a swear word, or to emphasize
i'm going to mitch you
it's mitching cold out
go mitch yourself
by mitchpartdeux July 15, 2008
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Mitch

We look at that mitch
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Mitched

Pooping ones pants, or depositing feces in ones small clothes.
All of the stalls were taken so Laquanda accidentally mitched herself.
by Lindanancy25 June 21, 2017
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Mitch

From a Law and Order SVU , it means " my bitch" for lesbians
"Hey look theres my mitch"
by emily55softball March 13, 2010
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mitch

this is a name to refer to a short ass man because he's a little pathetic as bitch who rape little children non stop all his life because he not tall enough to date a grown woman. and when the children grow up they leave him too. even if he was tall he still ugly as hell and just using that as a excuse , and his small dick can't even satisfy a little baby anyway or an asian baby girl. i just had to put this because so many people wondering what a mitch is and its causing the world war 3 so im posting to stop the war and save the world
i peg that for a mitch when i was a little kid and more man than him and now he just want to kiss the ground i walk on.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 27, 2022
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Mitch

A word used in public to call chicks you can't stand or complete idiots. When a friend is acting like a real Bitch. A group of biches is called Mitches.
Sarah: Carmen, isn't that teacher sexy?
Carmen: Sarah... u Mitch!!!
by Lashy October 30, 2007
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