Logan missing Lexi more

It is scientifically proven that Logan can not miss Lexi more. Lexi has more love and feelings in her for anyone to possibly miss her more. So therefore Lexi always has and will miss Logan more than he misses her.

Lexi: I miss you
*Logan missing Lexi more*- or so he thinks
Logan: I miss you m…too
Lexi: Yea because you can’t possibly miss me more

by Skittlestwerk July 4, 2021

Hope No One Missing Out

A passive aggressive term used towards someone else who might be missing out on an event or deeper social group dynamic.

Mother: What’s the latest gossip with the Church Dating Service Events?

Son: It is wild. Women throwing themselves at men and arguing over who asked who out.

Ethan: I am oblivious to this happening.

Bob: Hope no one missing out!

by Slabshack December 1, 2018

misting

Misting occurs when one lies down on one's back and has a beverage (preferably alcholic) poured directly into their mouth from about waist height. The inevitable overflow onto the face and body is a mist, hence the term misting. Misting became popular through the Toronto party scene where many individuals continue the practice to this day. Though mostly harmless, a good mister will build up to the performance by making a grand entrance in an elaborate costume or with theme music and generally make the most of the event.

I had an excellent time last night. I mut say though, the height of the eve was Cody's misting.

by Hobart Hoshizaki August 30, 2008

Missing the moose

Someone misses the moose when he or she loses sight of a major chain of events.

Focusing on small problems instead of the big ones is a common way to miss the moose.

-"Bush is an idiot."
-"I think we are missing the moose in here. He is an idiot, but first than anything he is a criminal"
-"Word."

by nemmo June 27, 2006

Fashion-Missing

When someone has gone completely insane with their outfit and has seriously no fashion sense what's so ever.

Annabell: Ms. Curry has gone totally Fashion-Missing with that outfit today.
Tessa: I know that skirt is hideous!!!

by Leilani-bear December 17, 2008

Missing your Pencil

Missing your pencil is to be extremely bitchy and pissy for no real reason. In association with PMS, but may come other than the time of the month

From the joke: you know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil

may be used for both men and women

Samantha: SHIT! SHUT UP! ROAR!
Melissa: missing your pencil are we?

Wow, Mr. A. was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my book!

by Kenzzz March 8, 2008

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021