minty vagina 

When you start to fuck a chick but then realize that her vagina is dirty, you go into the bathroom; smeer toothpaste/cleaning products on your penis and continue with the process of intercourse

John: God dammit dude i had to give Pocahontas a minty vagina last night!!...GOD DAMN WAS SHE DIRTY!!!
Charles: HA! that fucking sucks for you, you fucking queer...I gave lindsay a hot carl last night! u fucking loser

minty vagina by John Smith May 13, 2005

Minty Turnip 

An experience where you are harassed by someone (often on Facebook) by a white person.

White person - "I noticed your name sounds like "Minty Turnip""

Minty Turnip by ClassyFlosser March 4, 2011

minty coochie

What you give a girl if you have sex with her after recently soothing Mr. Happy with anti-itch cream from da green "with menthol" bottle instead of da yellow one.

Disgusted chick: I do indeed love "doing it" wif my main squeeze, but often in da "heat of da moment" we both forget to consider whether he's used any cream on himself that day which he'd need to wipe off with a damp cloth beforehand, and so I then get a minty coochie --- feels like an ICE CUBE inside there for a couple days afterwards!

minty coochie by QuacksO December 29, 2018

minty kiss 

To do the rusty trombone with a packet of strong mints.

"Wow...you've done that before! Are you from Australia?"

minty kiss by Anonymous February 24, 2003

minty vincy 

a menthol-fitered cigarette where the tobacco is removed with a hairpin and replaced with cannibis

for his birthday david got a pack of minty vincies form his surfer friends

minty vincy by amibbdos May 1, 2005

Minty Dick Cake

When you wash your dick with an urinal cake and then you have someone suck you off. The usual response afterwards is "Wait. Why do you taste so minty fresh?" *Head tilt*

Example: "Hey, what are you getting your girl for Valentine's Day?" Answer: "A minty dick cake, of course."

Minty Dick Cake by So Fresh So Clean April 25, 2013

Minty Moose 

1. A moose with a craving for mint candies

2. A white moose with red hooves, striped antlers, striped stomach and red chin tuft

Dude! Check out that minty moose!! We should totally give it a mint candy!

Minty Moose by Mango the Ninja January 2, 2011